Asukaru Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 'Allo there, me lords and lasses! Forgive me my weak Pirat-ese, I be very much a work in progress! Now what would you have me say? Me life story? Tisn't much. I'm a wench at Knott's Scary Farm's Halloween Haunt - I found this haven last October when I was looking for items to educate me fellow pirates with. Me faire experience is limited, but I'm lookin' ta learn, and lookin' forward to the new faire season to polish me persona. An' my servin' skills. I'll make the best effort not to spill as I buy and serve ya all a round! Confessions of a Wicked Wench ~ Myspace! ~ Handlebars @ DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 welcome. I be having a Capt morgan and coke. hold the coke " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Welcome aboard, hope ye be enjoying yerself here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Arrrrr, another wench ta be foolin' round with, welcome ta the pub, darlin', ye can be buyin' me another pint o' stout n' leavin' yer number on that napkin thar ... does ye dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Sam Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Asukaru m' dear....welcomes to ta' pub luv. Don't be knowin' of any lords 'round here 'cept maybe Diego, but he prefer's ta' be called Monseeeenyor (ne'r could figger out how ta' spell that). That gent at the end o' the bar be named Ray, an ye best be fillin' his pockets wit dubloons, cause ta' first ting ye be doin' is buyin' us all a round o' drinks. I'll be havin' Tattoo ifn't ye please. Now tha second ting is ye needs ta' fill out yer bio luv. A picture would be nice as well....clothing optional of course . Cheers to ye Asukaru Now why don't ye hop up on that thar table wit Rummy & Scarlett an' show us some dancin' "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Ahoy dear lass, Glad to have ye aboard. Knott's Scarey Farm is totally fun (Went to it during Halloween some years ago.) Anyway, I be sure ye be a fine wench there and do a great job showing your piratitude to yer mates. Parrot Bay fer me and I'll save one fer you too! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Arrrrr, another wench ta be foolin' round with, welcome ta the pub, darlin', ye can be buyin' me another pint o' stout n' leavin' yer number on that napkin thar  ... does ye dance? Yargh Mick! Tiss a blessing she be from sunny Southern California as well! (though how'd ye know since she hasn't filled in her profile yet) But! all that aside! Welcomes aboard lass. Tis our fond hope that ye be with great friendship here and nay a bad day occur within these oh so hallowed grounds. The bar keep is Ray (I point) over there he be and the man polishin the glass he be known as Mr. P E W. right friendly and edumacated too! I be Diego and since yer buyin I'll be 'avin a Tattoo if you please? Grammercy weel then. Again to ye welcome aboard! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Welcome aboard, luv! I concur with me best mate, Durty Mick. Best be fillin' in yer profile afore Diego gets a hold of ye. Photos, clothed er otherwise arrrrrr always welcome. I'll be takin' a Rum Runner, luv. Best be quick about it afore ye get pinched! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Mach Brannigan Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Greetin's to ya lass, I be new ta th'se waters meself. Seems like a grand pub ta kick back and swill a few. I likes me rum but I be a bloke who likes alittl' variety fer me taste. So be havin' a whiskey straight up, and get dem skirts aflowin' ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Greetings Luv! Hope ye be enjoyen yerself here lass. Don't forget to have fun while here at this pub. I be haven a Morgans spiced rum and Ray get the Lady Asukaru what she be haven. CHEERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Asukaru, welcome te the pub luv..Now I be Scarlet McBayne an a real regular around here...sos ifin ye have any question, ask away. Now mind ye watch some o these lads around here ( I not be namin any names : DURTY MICK, BARBADOS SAM, MAD MATT,and several others) they be mighty friendly with their hands... A tatoo fer me ifin ye please, but then why don't ye join me an the girls up on the bar fer a round o dancin Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Hey! 'Tis not much of a surprise when she knows 'bout us ahead o' time. Yer goin' the right way fer a smacked bottom! hmmm...maybe that's what ye were wantin' anyway! Get up and dance girls, the higher ye kick, the more us lads be linkin' it. :) You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Yer goin' the right way fer a smacked bottom Promises, promises darlin...... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Well how about that? A fellow Knotts Scary Farm person! I did the Haunt for 9 years! Are you on the streets of Ghost Town or in one of the mazes? I did the streets. If you are on the Ghost Town streets, do you know the Green Witch? She's a looooong time friend of mine for many years. Anyways, welcome and enjoy yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Jayme Flint Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Welcome aboard luv, my sister Scarlet coulnt have put it better! hope on up here wit us wenches adn lets kick up our skirts a bit!!! ps. i be takin a bit o' Tattoo ifin u please..Grammercy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 From all the posts, Tattoo may be the Pub's new house liquer. Everyone wants it! Good ol' alcoholic Dr. Pepper!!! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asukaru Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Thank ye all, sais, for the mighty fine welcome. I'll take a Dr. Pepper meself with a tad bit of rum, an' if someone will give me a hand I'll join the other wenches on ta table. I warn ye though; me dancing is like me poker playing - I've no clue what I'm be doing but I manage to hold me own. Well how about that? A fellow Knotts Scary Farm person! I did the Haunt for 9 years!Are you on the streets of Ghost Town or in one of the mazes? I did the streets. If you are on the Ghost Town streets, do you know the Green Witch? She's a looooong time friend of mine for many years. A fellow Haunter! Fantastic! I knew many of us do faire, and I know of one that works in a pirate shop in whittier, but I didn't expect to find anyone on here. Dunno why, it jus' didn't occur to me... mebbe I should be laying off me rum. I know of the Green Witch, but, sadly, I don't know her personally. We would dress in the same room but I jus' never had the chance nor the time to introduce meself. Anywho, I be one of the maze monsters. The Haunt Gods were gracious and made me a 'Wicked Wench' in Red Beards Revenge. This was me rookie (I prefer Swabbie) year as a monster, however I do know a few streets monsters from both CS, SBMT, and GTS since I've worked the haunt for the past four years. My! I'm ramblin! *Eyes the nearly empty cup* Maybe I should lay off the rum! At any rate the profile is (mostly) up. I'm stuck at me day job so I've no access to any of my photos or the like until later Confessions of a Wicked Wench ~ Myspace! ~ Handlebars @ DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I'd be more 'n happy to have Ray fill yer mug, lass. I'll also be the one givin' you a hand to get up on the bar so's ye can get them legs a kickin'. Nothin' difficult, just follow the other girls' lead. Now, HAVE AT IT! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Quote: "I warn ye though; me dancing is like me poker playing - I've no clue what I'm be doing but I manage to hold me own." Avast!....any o' ye mates got a deck o' cards?.....e're hear o' a game called strip poker, lass? ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 AYE! Though I'd rather be holdin' yer "own" than makin' you hold it, lass! Come on, Mick. Give me a hand, 'ere! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Aye, I be givin' the lass both me hands (n' a bit more ifn dreams come true).....upsy daisy, now....I'll take this end Matt, ye kin 'ave the other .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA Hope she doesn't get scared off by all our pyraty-ness! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 "Allow me", says Scarlet as I leans over an pulls Asukaru on te the bar top." I didn't know ye lads were all talk...a lass could get old waitin fer the two o ye to decide who get which end." Now deary, how bout we start with a little Pyrate style coyote ugly? Woo Hoo, ye go girl!! Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Doesn't matter which end we start with, we're switchin' off in a couple o' minutes, anyway! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asukaru Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 My, I'm going to have to watch what I say and how I says it around here Thank ye for th' hand Scarlett, now, what're we dancin' to? Confessions of a Wicked Wench ~ Myspace! ~ Handlebars @ DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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