Arthur Richards from Kent Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 will wench for ale Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
Dusi Sparrow Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 How about "Overworked and underf...ed"? I own a T-shirt saying "Ich glaube eher an die Unschuld einer Hure als an die Gerechtigkeit der deutschen Justiz". Which means "I believe more in the innocence of a whore than the justness of German justice." Saw it at a tattoo con and couldn't resist to buy it.
Rumba Rue Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Oh that's great! I'd like to subsitute the last bit where you have "German justice" for the Bush Administration.
FlintLockSarah Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 I'm thinking of getting one to pin to my bodice/corset for when I wear outside of the faire; "Yes, this is a corset, No, it isn't uncomfortable, Yes, I can breath, I'd wear a pin like that and add - it's more comfortable than an underwire bra! I tell guys all the time.. I'd rather wear my corset than a bra any day of the week. God aint that the true, underwires, corsets, amen.... I have the pin yes they are real, and men still ask. I think pins are great some of them are extremely funny. gives personality. My Soul Is Full Of Longing For The Secrets Of The Sea And The Heart Of The Great Ocean Sends A Thrilling Pulse Through Me .....
FlintLockSarah Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 "This ain't a sing along.....so stop watchin' the bouncing button...." I like that one . My Soul Is Full Of Longing For The Secrets Of The Sea And The Heart Of The Great Ocean Sends A Thrilling Pulse Through Me .....
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Think outside the barrel! Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
DocF225 Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 I have a "Business Card" I hand out Doc Wiseman Independent Maritime Property Redistribution Specialist Damsels Rescued, Dragons Slain Tyrants Toppled, Lost treasures located, Fortunes Squandered, Loose Wenches Tightened, Official Rum Tester and Bodice Inspector. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Rumba Rue Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Good one Doc! I have a business card that a friend who use to play the Queen at S. Faire when I was still working there gave me. Elizabeth Tudor, The Queen
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 I have a "Business Card" I hand out Doc Wiseman Independent Maritime Property Redistribution Specialist Damsels Rescued, Dragons Slain Tyrants Toppled, Lost treasures located, Fortunes Squandered, Loose Wenches Tightened, Official Rum Tester and Bodice Inspector. add these the next time you reorder: wars fought battles won parties planned cities plundered treasures stolen ships comandeered virginities ended rum barrels emptied Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
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