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Not having the voluptuous figure of Rummy3—almost flat as a plank, as you would say—I wore a pin on my bodice that read "A am turned around!" Sigh.

There is a song lyric that I like that would make a good button.

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired."

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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i cant find any of the blasted bottons ye be talkin about

They are in display cases and wicker bowls in shops at every faire lass! But jes in case the likes a you all aren't the awares....

NOW KIDDIES THIS AREA IS OFF LIMITS SO DON'T READ IT!

You have to ask the pin vendors for their X rated box (they don't keep it out can't actually but) 55% of em have one and those secret stashes have some really nice prizes in 'em.......

hmmm never noticed

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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i looked at the site didnt see any

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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I know its out there, havena found it, but I can have it made ( if your interested in one, let me know )

this one is my new motto. LOL :unsure:B)B)

"My liver is evil and must be punished"

Scarlet McBayne

" Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto

"red is the Rose in yander garden grows

Fair is the Lily of the Valley"

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My Wife has one she pins on her over-spilling busom that reads

"Nice, aren't they?"

and she bought me one that is a Kilt with a Jolly Roger Sporan, and when you flip up the kilt it has little buttcheeks with a lip print, and blue ribbon on the other side

Of Course we all know

"the Floggings will continue untill Moral improves!"

well I saw a pin once that said..

"in need of Moral Improvment" :unsure:B)

- 10 Fathoms Deep on the Road to Hell... Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum...

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Me favorite has always simply read:

"If i want your opinion, I'll read your entrails...."

:)

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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for those about to rock....... we salute you!

No just kidding but in case ye never read it in Rummy's signature her name is Buttercup Runneth Over and so at this years escondido faire I saw and bought the button that says????

can you all guess???

Yep

As you wish!

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.

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Depending on where I am and what I'm doing I will wear a pin. If I'm at a show, selling me plunder then I usually won't because I'm "at work". If I'm "at play", like I was last weekend at the Texas Renaissance Faire then I'll wear a pin unless someone wants to take a picture with me. My most recent acquisition is the one I bought last weekend. Simple, direct, to the point, it simply says:

"Arrrr!"

BLackbead

"In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails,

'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life

That raises our black flags."

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pins my bag...

1. Kilt Inspector

2. Got Ale?

3. Negativity be gone!

4. Also Available in Sober (I made this one myself)

5. A way to a man's heart is between the 3 and 4th rib

6. Up with Kilts! Down with Pants!

7. My Liver is Evil... Must be punished.

Others I have made for guys...

Drynk and Eat Mary

Tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes.

LadyDevyl'N

"My Liver is Evil... Must be Punished!"

'Sláinte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mná go deo.'

Health to the men, and may the women live forever!

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As fer faire pins...

welcome to the dark side...

we have cookies

They're more like guidelines anyway

Stop whining and start plottin' revenge

If we be onto stern stickers now...

My fav and sits smartly on the stern of the silver salmon courtesy of my friend Cap'n Quicksilver the ClayDog of www.piratepots.com...

WWBD?

meaning What would Blackbeard Do?

(It was especially fun as I taught youth group at church last year... well it WAS a Unitarian church, but still I thought it looked good in the parking lot.)

My other ones:

EAT A LIME

www.eatalime.com

AND

real men wear kilts

brobdingnagian Bards

http://www.thebards.net/mp3/

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