Captain Luigi Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 Saluti...I missed all of you. Hello to all you old friends and looking forward to meeting all you unfamiliar pirates. Sorry fer being away fer so long. Too many things hit me at once. I was being attacked from all directions. All is better now. I see so many new pirates out there and new topics. I don't know where to start. GLAD TO BE BACK I MISSED YOU ALL
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 Glad ta be meetin ye Captain! The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
Scupper Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 Aye capt'n. Tis a pleasure sailing the same seas as ye. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
captweaver65 Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 ahoy and welcome back,me matey, YOU WERE SORELY MISSED! it's been months since we've heard from ya and the pub has been a little bit less because of your absence. have a double redrum on me Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Capt. Flint Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 You ol sea dog. It's about time you came back. Next time you decide to go on shore leave, let us know . You were sorley missed. Glad to see you back. Welcome and fair winds Captain....... Flint
The WildHair'd Wench Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 Glad to meet ya, Captain, I be Wild Hair
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted September 7, 2003 Posted September 7, 2003 Welcome home, mate!!! "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
Captain Luigi Posted September 8, 2003 Author Posted September 8, 2003 You pirates know how to bring a tear to one's eyes. Glad to be back. Capt. Flint, are you going to punish me fer this?
captweaver65 Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Capt. Flint, are you going to punish me fer this? ok.Capt. Flint,leave him to me, punishing is MY job. don't worry Luigi, a theraputic flogging is good for the skin Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Red Maria Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Welcome back Capt. Lugi! Glad to see you've survied whatever battles you've been fighting. :) Good to see you again! Ciao
Captain Luigi Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 captweaver...please be gentel.
Capt. Flint Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 If this ol' pirate is going to sound sentimental.... then so be it. No Capt' Luigi. I wouldn't dream of punishin ye. I'm not your wife, or cabin boy, or even evil tiny. I'm just a fellow ship mate thats is awful gald you set your course for these waters again. For those of you who are not familiar with our Capt. Luigi here, well, let me tell you. He is a fresh puff of good ol' salty sea air here. If ye take the time to follow his post and chat with him, I am certain you will agree. By the way Capt. I'm not punishing ye, but, be on the lookout for me fair Katey. She missed you also, and there is no tellin what she has in store for ye.......... Flint
captweaver65 Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 captweaver...please be gentel. no worries,My dear Captain,I offer you only the punishment of pleasure,the ecstasy of stinging flesh,the agony of prolonged barrel treatment and the company of a kindred spirit. :) oh! and rum! I almost forgot the rum! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Captain Luigi Posted September 10, 2003 Author Posted September 10, 2003 captweaver65...did you get that off the cabin boy recruiting poster?
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 EEEEK! My heart almost stopped! I thought Captain Weaver was going to leave out the rum!!!! Whew! If it had've been left out, what would we use to toast your return? Oh. Wait. BEER! Anyway, glad to have you back, Luigi! Welcome aboard! We have had lots of new folks. I suppose that it might be due in part to a lovely, little-known film called "Pirates of the Caribbean." I missed you, you old sea dog! Fondest regards, Capt. WE Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station."
captweaver65 Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 captweaver65...did you get that off the cabin boy recruiting poster? ah,yes.wise man say; it is good to embrace the cabin boy inside of us all... the control of being Captain likes to find the release that comes from the loss of control that is the cabin boy... a firm hand and a light soul... uhhhh... AARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
 {if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod? n.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)}; if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;n.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0'; n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=!0; t.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window, document,'script', 'https://connect.facebook.net/en_US/fbevents.js'); fbq('init', '1074427760321280'); fbq('track', 'PageView'); </script> <noscript><img height=)
&ev=PageView&cd%5Bitem_id%5D=490&cd%5Bitem_name%5D=I%27m+back&cd%5Bitem_type%5D=topic&cd%5Bcategory_name%5D=Scuttlebutt"/>
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now