Jonathan Hawks Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Ahoy!! I be new to this here port. I'fn ya have a place for a bottle o rum, I be stayin. I be Jonathan Hawks. Captain Hawks o the Sea Tyrant. I be glad ta parlay wit all ya other sea dogs. Shoots anything that moves!!
Fancy Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Why, much welcomed Mr. Hawks! I'm Fancy (sweet little curtsy) and it's nice to meetcha! Rum sounds more than just fine, it sounds delicious! Ray! (he's the bartender) bring us a bottle! Fancy
Mother Crow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Glad ta meet ye! I'll have a bit o' your rum, don't mind if I do! I think this may be the best part o' bein' a pyrate!
lady snow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 hail and well met. welcome to our humble pub. hope your stay is enjoyable. thank ye for the rum - ray........... ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 3, 2005 Author Posted April 3, 2005 This be a grand greeting from 3 lass's no doubt. I canna ask fer better if'n I was ta board the womens vessels one by one. Wait... I did that once. Walked away with me trousers under me arms I did. But it wasn't under me own doin. Shoots anything that moves!!
lady snow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 now my fine mr. hawks - are you trying to cast aspersions on our characters? that'll cost you another rum and we''l have to see about those britches. ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Welcome aboard Mr. Hawks... Pass me a pint o' Rum ifin ye will, but pray tell... What gives ye the need to invoke teh right of parler?
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 3, 2005 Author Posted April 3, 2005 now my fine mr. hawks - are you trying to cast aspersions on our characters? that'll cost you another rum and we''l have to see about those britches. Rum I have ta share. Aspirations be what they be. I make non for there or not. It was a past tyme that is best kept under the bunk. But me britches is another story. Here ya go lass, have another swig from thisin new bottle. A wee bit stonger then the last. Carful now... Shoots anything that moves!!
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 3, 2005 Author Posted April 3, 2005 Welcome aboard Mr. Hawks...Pass me a pint o' Rum ifin ye will, but pray tell... What gives ye the need to invoke teh right of parler? Well, now Jack. May I call ya Jack? I just always be leavin me options open. I be rememberin the no love for yer fella pirates quote somewhere. And I used it on occasion meself. Came in handy for me in gettin me ship it did. had her ever since. At least it is one code that be honored by other sea dogs. Oh, and here, Jack... Have some of me special brew I just give ta Lady Snow. That be ifin she dina swig it all. Hey Hey Hey, Snow!!! Save some for da captain of thisin other ship!!! Shoots anything that moves!!
Captain Jacob Badger Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Welcome Mr Hawks....'tis a fine establishment ye've found......I'll be tak'n and ale off'r ye...ta. CHEERS.... Yes, it be pointy…..and ye be at the wrong side o’ it.
lady snow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Hey Hey Hey, Snow!!! Save some for da captain of thisin other ship!!! not to worry - i always share, especially with cap'n sparrow ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Truer words are hardly ever spoken Ms. Snow And t'ye Mr. Hawks, please calle me Captain Jack, ifin ye will, and ye need no t'worry about needin to worry about the code round these parts... And look at them as more of guidelines than rules...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 3, 2005 Author Posted April 3, 2005 Rules!!! What be those, I ask? Broken promises or a way to arrest a pirate I say. Hell wit them. Free is the way to be. And I am keepin it that way. And I will ablige by callin ya Captain. I own title as well, but me name sounds better without. Less others be knowin bout me past the better. Shoots anything that moves!!
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 Damn ya Snow... Ya scarfed down another of me bottles. A mite thirsty one ya be. Don't fear Capin Jakc, I have more. matter of fact, here ya go wit o 3 pinter just for you. More then enough to pass. Now, tell me what place in this here port has the most action. I be wantin to check it out and try me luck a bit Shoots anything that moves!!
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *downs entire 3 pint in under 20 seconds* im a seasoned drinker mate, lets have another...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 Well, I see that. Only ya be needin to get more of yer fill from Snow. I try and pace meself. Need me wits at least a while. "Downs a bottle and puts empty on the table" Ya see Capin, more then one can best along. Now ifin ya want more, only a bottle left I have wit me. Me ship harbors a lot in the hold though. Damn long coats can only hold so many bottles. "shifts gold plated pistles to the side to get at the last bottle". Now this one be fer sharin. I was hopein an offer would come my way for some as well.Me ships to far to get more now. Shoots anything that moves!!
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Oy!! Ray another pint fer me mate hawks... No you needn't be worryin about keepin on yer toes here... we're naught but humble pirates, the most we'll do is steala few doubloons... just keep yer head above yer pint...thats what i always say, or at least I do now!!
Hetha Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *Drops bin, after a busy day, and time away, alas* ...Jack Sparrow, Lady Snow, Captain Badger, Slainte! M' knows tis always a good time and fine drink when ye three are around. M' see we hev a new scoundrel board! Welcome, Jonathan Hawks! Ifin ye don't mind, might M' please hev some stout usquebaugh..M' been a drunken lass as o' late...delvin' in th' whiskey...too much on th' brain, wit' all these fine lads 'bout and a failed tourney! Welcome aboard! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Well hello thar hetha, not often d'ye grace these floor boards with yer presence! Wonderful to see ye! Ray! a...whatever she said for hetha over here... hows' yer tournament goin'?
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 *Drops bin, after a busy day, and time away, alas* ...Jack Sparrow, Lady Snow, Captain Badger, Slainte! M' knows tis always a good time and fine drink when ye three are around. M' see we hev a new scoundrel board! Welcome, Jonathan Hawks! Ifin ye don't mind, might M' please hev some stout usquebaugh..M' been a drunken lass as o' late...delvin' in th' whiskey...too much on th' brain, wit' all these fine lads 'bout and a failed tourney! Welcome aboard! Ahh Hetha... Ya be makin me smittin and at yer charm. I give ye thanks for the hearty welcome. A drynk it be for ya. Here ya are lass. Shoots anything that moves!!
lady snow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 good to see you again hetha. i was a meeting with your first mate ealier. he was looking for ye. nice bloke. ray - gives me friends whatever they be drinking... ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Theros Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 *sips on a whiskey* seems unsavory characters dont last long as pirates.
Rummy3 Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Well Met Jonathan Hawks. Forgive me for the delay in greetin ye. Been a long weekend in Escondido. Twas enjoyin the Ren Faire there wit a few a me mates. I be havin' coconut rum if ye please. Tis a pleasure ta share this here grog wit ye. Now do tell, what port ye be pleasurin yerself in these days?
Lord Captain Grimm Ashton Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 Ifin ye don't mind, might M' please hev some stout usquebaugh That's what them "Celtic" types call good ol' whiskey...
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