Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Heres one pinned by me hand if ever there be a pirate named Zme he'd be tied to Hook and steal like a crook then die in never never land Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
The Doctor Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Little Jack SparrowSat in his wheelbarrow drinking his morning rum he stuck in his thumb said, "well hell, that was dumb" it got stuck cause the bottle was narrow Wonderful! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I love the way your eyes sparkle especially when I catch you staring at me and forget what your doing lost in a dream of love and lust. I love the smile on your face that causes that cute wrinkle above your nose as I see you are thinking about a night of passion and lust. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 There two things better than wenchin and ale! I just haven't found 'em yet! Huzzah! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
The Doctor Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 There was a young man from Carlisle who claimed jogging just wasn't his style. "I'll get my workouts instead at home in my bed, 'cause a Miss is as good as a mile!" Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
William Brand Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 For our own Mad Jack... Mad Jack is a man of good rhyme he conjures them from to time out of thin air and rum both in pieces and sum He's so good that it's almost a crime
The Doctor Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 A toast! To our friend, William Red Wake, who's wit is a joy to partake. To he and his wife, I wish a long, happy life with little, if any, heartache. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
The Doctor Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 After getting into an improvisational limerick contest this past weekend, I'd love to see this thread resurrected. I'd forgotten how much fun these things can be! Just keep in mind.... The limerick is furtive and mean. She should be kept in tight quarantine. Or she slips off to the slums where she quickly becomes disorderly, drunk, and obscene! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
The Doctor Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 There once was man named McSweeny who spill't gin upon his weenie. He thought it uncouth, so he poured on vermouth, and slip't his young wife a martini. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
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