Merrydeath Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 LOL.. Mad Jack, you are a rogue after me own heart, and 2 feet lower. I like guys with a little fur tho.. makes for a warm night when its cold. Diego, if I may be so bold-- let the wind be at yer backs matey's May the winds at your backs be only yours. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 A "rogue," love? That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day. I'm flattered! Here's another rhyme for the day - There was a young pirate from Bristol Whose cutlass was made out of crystal. Other pirates just laughed, they all thought him daft. But they learned he was good with a pistol. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 13, 2005 Author Share Posted March 13, 2005 Hey Mad Jack... just where'd you get that limerick, love? Leans in closely to Jack and whispers, "check out the second post of this thread." Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Arrr...'ere be one donated by me wench..Long Meg..... When corsair penelope swoons, her breasts pop out like balloons, th' first mate stands by, wit' a gleam in his eye, an' pops em back in with warm spoons.... aye Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 A pirate, known by the name "Rusty" Often felt incredibly lusty Women? He loved 'em all, Short, round, fat or tall, But he sure did like them busty Aahhrr, I feel I've lost the touch. Back to haikus... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Hey Mad Jack... just where'd you get that limerick, love? Leans in closely to Jack and whispers, "check out the second post of this thread." Actually, I found that one many months ago... whoops! How's this one? There was a young woman named Melanie, Who was asked by a man, "Do you sell any?" She replied, "No, siree, I give it for free. To sell it, dear sir, is a felony." Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 No worries, mate, (she says with a giggle and whisper (you can make it up to me later) I wrote it a long long time ago and posted it on another pirates site :) musta been where you found it... pretty good on the newer one! Have you read through some of those at the beginning? Some are quite um.... naughty... yeah, naughty... Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 ::smiles slyly:: I'll be going over me notes to find them, love. I cannot deny a woman who shares a fondness for the writings of Mr. Samuel Clemens. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 shy smile, clever words, ... you're a sweet one Mad Jack. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Damn! That last post by Fancy kind of remeinded me of the Grinch song! Did it not? "you're a sweet one Mad Jack" as she licks her lips she does! Huzzah! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 Shhh... I'm setting him up to trust me so that when he least expects it... I will devour him. (very enjoyable) Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Shhh... I'm setting him up to trust me so that when he least expects it... I will devour him. (very enjoyable) Aye, for I'm such a naive, innocent soul. Be careful, love. Old Jack may be doing some luring of his own! In the meantime, here's another verse: Across from my house is young Mabel, When her curtains stay open, I'm able to watch her caressing herself while undressing, (as long as I stand on this table). Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 very good limerick jack! Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Devour, is that a good thing? Me thinks of a coupling and then... well you know .... a preditory black widow,? Mayhaps you should ney change your avitar Fancy? A limerick then for ye all to ponder! Older than dirt it be and I remembers it from me yout (Bronx accent inserted here) One bright day (in the middle of the night) Two dead men (got up to fight) back to back (they faced each other) drew their swords (and shot each other) now if you think this tale is tall? Ask the blind man, who saw it all. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 I reckon that in light of my black widow avatar, devour from me could appear to be dangerous, but I sincerely meant that in a most pleasurable way. I have considered changing my avatar, just can't decide on one. I had a pic up before that someone mentioned I should use again, but I dunno... we'll see. And I like your poem, Diego... Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Hmmmm... "devour." It's been a while since anyone's tried that. But then, the circumstances were a bit different. As I do not see a large fire pit with a spit over it, I'm inclined to entertain this proposition. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadicalpirate Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 The version of that I heard was the same but the last two lines are "The blind man went to see fair play, The dumb man went to shout hoo-ray!" The on in my sig. is from PlaySchool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 Hmmmm... "devour." It's been a while since anyone's tried that. But then, the circumstances were a bit different. As I do not see a large fire pit with a spit over it, I'm inclined to entertain this proposition. just use your imagination, love... and bring the rum. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 One bright day (in the middle of the night)Two dead men (got up to fight) back to back (they faced each other) drew their swords (and shot each other) now if you think this tale is tall? Ask the blind man, who saw it all. i know lines not there in your version: one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other puled their swords and shot each other a deaf policeman heard the noise got up and shot the two dead boys if you don't believe my story's true ask the blind man - he saw it too! i known this since i was a toddler in brooklyn! 'The on in my sig. is from PlaySchool.' - nomad - that's one of the few songs i know in german! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsoncrow Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Diego, me bully boy! Tis been a donkey's years since I heard that one an' I be knowin' it well! Here be one from the Auld Sod in honors o' Saint Patrick's: An Irishman said with a grouch, "Tis winter when ye sneeze an' ye slouch, Ye can't take yer woman, In'na boat er fer swimmin', But alot can be done on'na couch! Privateer & Commander of "Finnegan's Wake" Faodaidh fearg sealltainn a strigh air cridh an duine ghlic, ach comhnaichdh i an amadain. (Anger may look in on a wise man's heart, but it abides in the heart of a fool.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I fergots! Me eyes were the first ta go, then me hearin, but! I can't remember the other thing! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Fancy's name fits, that's sure, she's well mannered, well-bred and demure. But one look in her eyes, and to your surprise, you'll find yourself lost to her lure. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Arrr jack....that one was as old as me boots....heres another t' match it... One fine day, in the middle of the night. A fire broke out on the ocean. A blind man saw it, a deaf man heard it, and a dumb man phoned the fire brigade. The fire brigade came sailin', thier ship was powered by six black and white, red sails. They sailed over a dead cat and half killed it. That story was told by a thin fat Cap'n, sittin' at a square round table, eatin' currants from a plain bun... Not quite limerick styleeee...but hey. Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 i like that one jacob! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 There once was a ship called 'Jades Risc's', who's crew will be terribly missed, for they often did sleep, piled high in a heap, like thier Cap'n they were mostly quite pissed. 'tis nought the way to run a ship true, but it's really quite hard to find crew, who don't like the rum an' is kind to thier mum, an' who will work flat out fer free too! Now this little fables at an end, so think what you will my good friends, back into the mist, go's the Cap'n o' the Risc, with a laugh and a raised cup o' gold blend. Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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