PyratePhil Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I do believe you've made me blush... just a little. Then my work here is done... ...stand back, Citizen - there's more nefarious deeds afoot...and ahand....and...and...um...dang...er..up, up and..no, that's not it... Sheesh - bein' a SuperPyrate ain't all it's cracked up ta be... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 There was a wild pirate lass, who was full of rum and sass, she won fights hands down with nary a frown and slept with a pirate on her a$$. There was a pirate named PPhil who lived not for the cheap thrill, His taste in rum quite fine, and pirate lasses devine but his taste in roote beer was nil. So the wild pirate lass did write Very far into the night. She was naughty and free, and naked as a bee, Which tickled the pirate lad on the right. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Red Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I once met a Pirate Named Merry Pretty and Smart was She? Very. With a Smile that Could Blind and A Heart Sweet and Kind She's a Treasure no Bucko would Bury RtR "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I thank you Lad, she did say Even tho she had to work that day. She blushed and smiled, til her cheeks tired, which the lads admired far down her way. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 There was a pirate named PPhilwho lived not for the cheap thrill, His taste in rum quite fine, and pirate lasses devine but his taste in roote beer was nil. Ye be honorin' me, M'Lady... His taste fer the thrill was known well And because of it, he'd go to Hell But the trip would be paid By the lasses he'd made And for them, his soul surely he'd sell. ( ST ) ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adt Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I was lately marooned from a site Coz this mod and me got in a fight. Thanks for picking me up. Shall we all raise a cup? "If you see that mod, SHOOT HIM ON SIGHT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 Hello, love! Cheers! I wish I had time to write more, (I will later) I'm in a hurry, but had to say I'm glad you're in! kisses, Fancy Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 Blackbeard was a pirate to be feared But he wore, over his ears, his beard And the red ribbons there Tied up in that hair With the smoke, I imagine looked weird Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Blackbeard was a pirate to be fearedBut he wore, over his ears, his beard And the red ribbons there Tied up in that hair With the smoke, I imagine looked weird ...'tis true that ol' Blackbeard be feared But it's jes' because he's kinda' weird Those ribbons and wax Were just visual snacks When they caught fire to his black beard! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Blackbeard? Ye mean Edward Teach! A nastier cur ye sure couldn't preach. What with his nasty old ways, Though all 'is piratin' days, He sure were a filthy son of a beech! "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Aye, men like 'im live nasty lives In fact, so bad I get th' 'ives, Now jes' 'twixt me and you What's a feller ta do When ya've got a curse - seventeen wives! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Seventeen wives ye say? Oh, my Lord! Guess in port ye needn't get whored. But on Saturday night, What a terrible fright, Tryin' te sit round the Monopoly board! "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 'Tis true all his wives had fair face When full sated, they stared into space Though their legs were quite long And had talent at song There's no thrill like Boardwalk and Park Place ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Sometimes ye roll them thar dice much too slow Take yer turn, pay yer rent, ye slo-mo! Can't wait to swoop in fer the kill, 'Cause nothin' beat that thar thrill Two hunnert bucks each time ye pass "Go" "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 M'Lady oft plays with the best And out-buys, -sells, and -rents all the rest But I'll make this bold claim Her real reason for fame: That she shares her Community Chest! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Red Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Aye, Sure- Blackbeard Had Seventeen Wives Who Had Miserable Frustrating Lives For He N'er Gave 'em H*ad When He Took 'Em to Bed And The Fleas in His Beard Gave 'Em Hives Sure, Ol' Teach was no Treasure in Bed He Just Lay Like Whale What was Dead So His Seventeenth Bride Never Sniffled Nor Cried When Bold Maynard took old Blackbeard's Head RtR "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted January 30, 2005 Author Share Posted January 30, 2005 I had no idea what I be startin'! Very good, gentlemen, very good. So that's why Blackbeard was so unhinged I'm sure every morning he cringed... All those wives to keep happy Or I'm sure they got snappy There were worse things than beards being singed. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 I had no idea what I be startin'! Very good, gentlemen, very good. Said the lass with big eyes, while departin', "I had NO idea what I be startin'", Though her feminine wiles Brought out their pyrate smiles 'T'were her treasures they all were a'chartin'... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Blackbeard and his wives quite notorieus when they loved it was extremely uproarious when he lifted their hems and diddled with thems his smoldering beard smelled of smoked oysterus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 LOL!!! His first would complain when he plowed her His second would moan even louder But the third through the last Offered quite a repast Yet they all reeked of day-old clam chowder ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Numbers fourteen and fifteen were best They looked delectible whene'er they undressed But when sixteen peered Down the shorts of Blackbeard I gotta tell ye, she were most unimpressed! "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Aye, heard that he be quite a chump Better, tho, than that guy with th' stump 'Cause when he came to town All the gals gathered round To listen to his loud "step-THUMP" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Number sixteen was a bit distressed, to find Blackbeard underimpressed, with a bellows and string, and candlewax and things, He got the wind back under her dress. (its late and PPhil does this so much better than me!) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Said the lass with big eyes, while departin',"I had NO idea what I be startin'", Though her feminine wiles Brought out their pyrate smiles 'T'were her treasures they all were a'chartin'... Chartin' my treasures, eh? Apparently they needed a bath Ye could smell 'em coming down the path Blackbeard didn't care He was all about hair And dared not to invoke their wrath Blackbeard was a burly ol' bum And fancied himself quite the chum But when his women had needs Perhaps he did them in threes So he could quickly get back to his rum Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Aye, Merry, he is a professional! (What ARE we doing up so late???) Tis late, but I can't pull away, From words I might want to say. My computer is slow, But I just gotta know, What everyone talked about today. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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