Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I know I know I'm sick....I remember this from Henry Gibson on Laugh In: Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Oh little bird with yellow bill sittin there on me window sill I lured you in with crumbs of bread and then I crushed your little head Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 The Crushin' of birds I did here you say?, a mess it does make an' the blood it does stain, been told that the key is to wait till reveille an' blow all the little blighters away! :) Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Another one from Henry Gibson on Laugh In: Spider spider on the wall don't you have no brains at all don't you know that walls been plastered? come on down you little......spider you Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Blue Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I say 'Hi!' and again for being so remiss in my attentions to the worthy pyrate pub. A small limerick can be my only recompense. There was a venusian monk Who went to sleep in his bunk. He dreamt that venus was stroking his...elbow, And woke up covered in...perspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 ....Nice Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 I say 'Hi!' and again for being so remiss in my attentions to the worthy pyrate pub. A small limerick can be my only recompense.There was a venusian monk Who went to sleep in his bunk. He dreamt that venus was stroking his...elbow, And woke up covered in...perspiration. Rcompense was not necessary, however, I do admire your wit! oh the cleverness of you.... Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Aye! Indy yer feelin a tad spunky eh? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 ...now I have Indigo envy... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 ...now I have Indigo envy... is that any thing like........ummmmmmmmmmm, never mind..... ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Well then Ms. Snow I believe you've hit it on the head! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 There was a young lady called Lynn, Who was deep in Original Sin, When they said "Do be good," She said "I would if I could," And straight away went at it again. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 There was a young wench from crewe, who remarked, as the pyrate withdrew, '' The captain was quicker, slicker and thicker, and three inches longer than you.'' ooh....mabe a tad risk....eh? Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 we went to the party and it was really so cool to the times shared and the things that you do I did have a great time but it wasn't with you I met this lady in the privvy her name was Sue We kissed and I told her nothing i wouldn't do we parted and I found out her names really Stu...... Damn I hate it when that happens Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I'm shocked to hear that it turned out t' be stu, locked in a privy without a proper view, but now you must learn, before you takes yer turn, check down below, an' trust yer ships crew. For they're the ones that went b'fore, an' they were just as shocked an' in awe, but now the beautys they do find, are checked front and behind, to tell if it's sue or stu afore ye score. ...Hmmm...struggled there... Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 well Capt. Badger, it worked out in spite of yer struggle.. Limericks getting a bit naugty guys... keep up the good work! Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 There was a young wench from crewe,who remarked, as the pyrate withdrew, '' The captain was quicker, slicker and thicker, and three inches longer than you.'' ooh....mabe a tad risk....eh? The captain's name must have been the same As one that I once knew We played in the dark and oh what a spark Why, I think that captain was you! Oh, wait, I pray no I'll never forget This gent did his part to win me own heart And indeed is me old mate Diego! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Limericks getting a bit naugty guys... The naughtier limericks get The more the Mods want to forget Though they all do their jobs On us Pyrate-type slobs I'll slip in a bad verse or two yet What's all this about Stew and Sue? Is it really confusing? For true? The best way you can tell If it's Heaven or Hell Is to ask them to close-dance with you Ah, Diego, you sly ol' man-stud You make me look lower than mud! When it comes to the wenches You've been in their trenches And never came up as a dud ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I stand upon the wharf and think that what I need's a little drink. A tot of grog to clear the fog should put me back in the pink. Perhaps a nice rum punch will do in place of a proper lunch. I'll sip and scheme and mull and dream and ponder every little hunch. 'Tis with friends I wish to raise a glass and toast to the future, present, and past. We'll drink our fill of this potent swill 'til they throw us out on our... ears. OK, so I'm a bit rusty... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 I do enjoy reading these! The naughtier limericks getThe more the Mods want to forget Though they all do their jobs On us Pyrate-type slobs I'll slip in a bad verse or two yet and it always makes me grin to just see how naughty they can get. OK, so I'm a bit rusty... sounded good to me MadJack... but if it's some kinks you want worked out, or ya need some polishing, just let me know. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 ok, these aren't by me... I just can't get my creative juices flowing at the moment, and time is of the essence right now... but I thought y'all might get a kick out of em... A near-sighted golfer named Leer Was thrown off the links just last year For being obscene Right on the first green 'Neath a sign that read "Enter Course Here"! Mary had a little lamb, She kept it in a bucket And every time the lamb got out, The dog would try to... Put it back in! Seems "naughty" is down on its luck; All its poets have chosen to duck. So I'll write, out of pity, This sweet little ditty --- Which is too clean to be here! Oh, ... shucks Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 what the heck, I'll give it a go... A pirate was taking a shower He'd been in there for over an hour For the lass on her knees was only a tease and just tickled his rear with a flower Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, an' the other two got off with minor injuries... arrr...'twas weak aye... Cap'n o' the JADES RISC'S @ anchorage at the port o' Cardiff, Wales, Uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 Little Jack Sparrow Sat in his wheelbarrow drinking his morning rum he stuck in his thumb said, "well hell, that was dumb" it got stuck cause the bottle was narrow Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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