William Brand Posted February 20, 2006 Author Posted February 20, 2006 I had four pieces of Key Lime Pie while attending PIP. It's made of limes and concentrated evil.
Bloody Bill Flint Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 Greetings Cap'n Red Wake. Might ye be havin' a tankard of grog te hand fer a humble tar without ship er crew? THIS CABIN-LAD'S GROWN HAGGARD, SO IN THE POT HE GOES AND FROM HIS SKIN WE'LL MAKE A LITTLE DRUM TO BEAT AS WE FIRE HUMAN HEADS FROM CANNONS AT OUR FOES. AND SET THE SEAS ABLAZE WITH BURNING RUM.
William Brand Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 Greetings Cap'n Red Wake. Might ye be havin' a tankard of grog te hand fer a humble tar without ship er crew? There you go, Mate. The Watch Dog is hiring if you are looking a for a more virtual berth. And I see that my flag is still making the rounds. I wonder how many people are flying it nowdays.
Bloody Bill Flint Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Aye I be in need of a ship indeed. Due to me regular profession, virtual be about all I have time fer these days. I be more'n happy te sign articles with the Watch Dog, I be right handy during a boarding and have a good strong back. Jes point ole Bill in the direction of who e needs te speak with. About the flag I apologize I meant to ask permission first. THIS CABIN-LAD'S GROWN HAGGARD, SO IN THE POT HE GOES AND FROM HIS SKIN WE'LL MAKE A LITTLE DRUM TO BEAT AS WE FIRE HUMAN HEADS FROM CANNONS AT OUR FOES. AND SET THE SEAS ABLAZE WITH BURNING RUM.
William Brand Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 Aye I be in need of a ship indeed. Due to me regular profession, virtual be about all I have time fer these days. I be more'n happy te sign articles with the Watch Dog, I be right handy during a boarding and have a good strong back. Jes point ole Bill in the direction of who e needs te speak with. About the flag I apologize I meant to ask permission first. PM me or come by chat and we'll discuss bringing you aboard. As for the flag...well...imagine Jack Rackam passing another ship flying his flag. lol. What you really need is a flag of your own. Luckily, I'm an artist. We can discuss a one of kind flag for you as well.
Bloody Bill Flint Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Aye the signal flags be up Cap'n THIS CABIN-LAD'S GROWN HAGGARD, SO IN THE POT HE GOES AND FROM HIS SKIN WE'LL MAKE A LITTLE DRUM TO BEAT AS WE FIRE HUMAN HEADS FROM CANNONS AT OUR FOES. AND SET THE SEAS ABLAZE WITH BURNING RUM.
William Brand Posted February 23, 2006 Author Posted February 23, 2006 Well I'm not feeling well, so tonight's special is appropriate... Praise the chicken. Be the chicken.
CaptainCiaran Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Hope the chicken soup hit the spot and yer feelin' better, William. It really does have healin' power 'bout it. Now, don't get up from that barstool; I'll help meself to the Stoli's. (makes himself a powerful drink and downs it) Aye. Quinches the thirst, it do. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
William Brand Posted February 24, 2006 Author Posted February 24, 2006 The sickness has mostly revealed itself as nausea. Imagine a stomach flu without the fever. It might actually prove to be food poisoning of some sort, but I am feeling better. I was sick enough today to be rude to a pub member and I feel bad about that. One should never bring bad moods in here. I forgot to check it at the door. I get KP for the night.
Pew Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Cap'n, 'Tis been a long, fruitless, horrible week. I'd like a Guinness, two shots o' Jameson, a filet mignon, and a Guinness. And yes, I know it's only 9am here . . . .Thankee . . , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Tis Fried-day... I's fried froma looney week too... A guinness, and something for a backache, a headache, and maybe the onset of a cold, if ye will... Which, might just be more guinness..... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Pew Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Truer words ne'er been spoken . . . , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
William Brand Posted February 24, 2006 Author Posted February 24, 2006 Aye, for what ails you or ales you...
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Ahhhhh.... the ale that cures all ails... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Bunnycutlass Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 PEW AND DORIAN YE BOTH ARE DROOLIN ALL O'ER THE COUNTER! Ne'er seen a man's eye's pop that much unless it was o'er a wimmin! Bunny Cutlass
The Doctor Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Yeah, but it's GUINNESS!! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Pew Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Dinnit cha 'ear Jack?!?!?! IT'S A GUINNESS!!!!!!!!! , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
Rummy3 Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 I'll drynk to that - but I prefer Irish Cream if you that is acceptable to you~
CaptainCiaran Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 (The words Irish Cream awaken Ciaran from his stupor) Arr, I'll join ye in a bit of that, on the rocks, please. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Aye! O'er in Cap'n Twill they's servin' wine n' beer outta lasses Boots! Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
William Brand Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Ewwww...foot and mouth disease. Today's special is Curry Roux and Sauce
CaptainCiaran Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 ...Roux....wasn't he that new fella who posted a few weeks ago? I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Biker Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 reminds me of that really old B movie "Motel Hell" with Anthony perkins and the Woman who played " Buela Ballbreaker" on "Porky's" " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down."
William Brand Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 ...Roux....wasn't he that new fella who posted a few weeks ago? um... ...more wine?
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Not without more cheese of course...
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