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-When you do fancy ropework on the handles of all your coffee mugs

-When some of your mugs are pewter, leather, or wood

-When your telescope is more powerful than your new binoculars

-When all your friends know by now what a head is when you ask them

-When you end the citation of any regulations with "according to the code of the bretheren set down by Bartholemew..."

-When your freinds automatically reply to the previous with "I know the code"

-When you are contemplating rigging a square tops'l on a modern sloop in order to give you that edge when sailing downwind

-When a cold breeze picks up and you think about reefing sails before buttoning up your jacket

-When you think port wine should be called larboard wine

-When you spend more time on the pyracy pub than you do checking your email

Coastie ;)

She was bigger and faster when under full sail

With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail

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the only reason you have tea bags and coffee in your house is to stain clothing.

you yell "heave to" and "step lively" to your kids.

your son (11yrs) finally earns enough money to buy something at a faire/event...and what does he get???? ....a flogger

but not just any flogger!!

"I want the red one, so it doesn't show stains." - Micah, POC powder monkey

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your son (11yrs) finally earns enough money to buy something at a faire/event...and what does he get???? ....a flogger

but not just any flogger!!

"I want the red one, so it doesn't show stains." - Micah, POC powder monkey

LOL - sounds just like my youngin'...

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Your preferred mode of transportation is a boat...even over land.

You are not fazed by music/movie piracy. After all, you're just carrying on a proud tradition.

You have had nautical/pirate expressions on the whiteboard on the door to your dorm room for over a week...and your roomate is afraid to erase them.

Your main question while clothes shopping is Can this look piratical?

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Ye don't let the fact that Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on a Sunday... ARRR ye be knowin' Jesus, Matey? (and nobody thinks yer behavin' peculiar!)

"Congratulations Madame, that's another town you've destroyed." William Shaw

I'm the "honest one" Jack Sparrow warned you about, honestly....Red Handed!

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You might be a pirate if...

You find yourself burying your wifes jewlery in the backyard for no apparent reason.

Your wish list includes pillaging and plundering Panama.

I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning. To me it smells like....PIRACY!

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... you aren't afraid to sail under the banner of "King Death" or, if you can subscribe to this philosophy:

Warriors live with death at their side, and from the knowledge that death is with them they draw the courage to face anything... the worst that could happen to us is that we have to die, and since that is already our unalterable fate, we are free; those who have lost everything no longer have anything to fear.

(Bonus pirate points if you can name the author of that quote.)

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Great quote!!

Ya might be a pirate if... when death smiles atcha, YA SMILE BACK!! AAARR!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Warriors live with death at their side, and from the knowledge that death is with them they draw the courage to face anything... the worst that could happen to us is that we have to die, and since that is already our unalterable fate, we are free; those who have lost everything no longer have anything to fear.

(Bonus pirate points if you can name the author of that quote.)

Carlos Castaneda ;)

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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You might be a Pirate

If you have a full size deck cannon (6 lb) on a ship carriage in your garage. With 5 lbs of black powder ready to go at any time.

If the jolly roger is hanging outside your house.

If your cutlass is slung on the back of a chair in your living room with your tricorn sitting on the chair.

If you have 20 gallon wooden kegs in your living room.

If your sea service pistols are hanging on the wall in your living room.

If you teach your children to use a deck knife to eat with instead of a fork.

If your son asked santa for a cutlass instead of a baseball bat.

If you changed all your cash on hand to dollar gold coins.

Francois

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I am a Free Men of The Sea I don't pillage and plunder.
I covertly acquire!


François Viete Domont de la Palmier
I haven't been accused of Pyracy...............YET

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ooo good to ya both on the quote and the answer!

and to Francios for the list.. He really does have that stuff in his house.

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