Rumba Rue Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Here's one that just came off the top o' me head this mornin' Be a pirate, be a pirate, There's nothing like a pirate, Sailin' an robbin' with no regret, It's here I'll hang me hat, well met, Another day, another dubloon, Ne're a need to ever fret, I'll be a pirate, Yes a Pirate, 'Till twilight nears, and me life be at rest. So what can some of you do? Try and keep it clean! I know, it's hard but there's younsters reading these posts too. RumbaRue **When Arrrrggghhhh just isn't enough** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 I been shootin' me mouth off in the poetry challenge... You all want more???? "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Well, now, lemmee see. No retirement for pyrates. The Royal Navy don't stop lookin' cuz ye got old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I ain't old, yet... You don't get to be an old pirate by not knowin how to swim, me hearties! Oh give me a home Where the old pirates roam And the seahorse and the dolphins all play Where the trade winds are good And the peglegs are wood And we all can sing "AAAAARRRRRR!!" All day! "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Oh give me a homeWhere the old pirates roam And the seahorse and the dolphins all play Where the trade winds are good And the peglegs are wood And we all can sing "AAAAARRRRRR!!" All day! that was just too sick. I am laughing my "bleep" off. (I just LOVE these pirate smilies) Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Rob Carroll Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Here is a good one I have found: The autumn wind's a pirate, Blustering in from sea; With a rollicking song, he sweeps along, Swaggering boist'rously. His skin is weather-beaten; He wears a yellow sash, With a handkerchief red about his head. And a bristling black mustache. He laughs as he storms the country, A loud laugh and a bold; And the trees all quake and shiver and shake, As he robs them of their gold. The autumn wind's a pirate, Pillaging just for fun; He'll snatch your hat as quick as that, And laugh to see you run! Mary Jane Carr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Arrr! I liked that one!! Seein' as me own Mother named me Autumn, I can really get into it! You've made my day... And Weaver, my dear, that's only the tip of my terrible iceberg of bad pirate humor poetry... ya know... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crow Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 The schooner pitched the decks awash the main truck sheared and sagged , the Cap'n bellowed " I'll see ye in hell before I strike me flag ! " So with the strength of a man gone mad the Cap'n turned the wheel and we peppered that brig with all we had chain shot an red hot steel. As we prepared to board the tattered brig me an fifty brothers we stood and cheered with mad delight to see her stike her colours.. Just another day at the office ??? Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 And Weaver, my dear, that's only the tip of my terrible iceberg of bad pirate humor poetry... ya know... AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs screaming into the street,forgetting to put clothes on first* *writing this from jail cell where I was put fer running screaming into the street with no clothes on* oh. ok. I'm better now. so...if fantasy and sci fi comedy,pun ridden,spoofy songs are called,"filk", what do we call yer nasty,punridden,comedy pirate songs??? Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Rob Carroll Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 The pleasure is mine for sure Maudlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 so...if fantasy and sci fi comedy,pun ridden,spoofy songs are called,"filk", what do we call yer nasty,punridden,comedy pirate songs??? Ya call it flak... like the crap I get from my musically imbued, rather purist Cetic trad playin' family for writing the stuff! (hey crow.. if that is a day at YOUR office.. I wanna get hired on!!!) "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyratequeen Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Here is a sonnet for the pirate poetry list: A Pyrate Queen is created well by, The Captain of a fine sailing vessel. He loves her more than his ship, and well nigh gives her the devotion of a vassal. The Pyrate Queen treats her loving Captain, With amorous and eternal respect. His skills as a sailor will e’er remain Her deliverance. He she will ne’er neglect. The Wild Pyrate Queen and her Sane Captain, Sail the Seas Pillaging for a pittance, And Looting whatever else remains. Loving eternally in riotous dance. Sailing and shooting, and dancing alway, Choosing to journey the mariners way. Jannet nyk Donnachie The Pyrate Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Rob Carroll Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Good poem lassy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyratequeen Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I forgot to log Captain William (my husband) off and me on, so responded in his name! Thank you for your kind words about my humble sonnet, Captain. The Pyrate Queen Jannet nyk Donnachie The Pyrate Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sage Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Let me see... *ahem* (throat clearing for dramatic effect) Rubies are red. Sapphires are blue. I am a pirate, and if you don't prepare to be boarded, I'll slash your sails with a volley of chain, turn your hull into splinters, fill your crew with grape, board you anyway, empty your hold, find any hidden booty, keelhaul the captain, burn what's left to the waterline, and publish a book telling everyone how you screamed like a sissy as you fled in a long boat. Hang it all, I can't seem to make the last line have the right rhythm or rhyme.... Captain Sage Captain Sage Visit The Pirate's Realm and Blackbeard's Realm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmalkin Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Woo-hoo! Er, I mean ARR, thassa good'un, Cap'n! The Pyromaniac Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 RRRRRRR, good 'n. Can't rhyme meself,either. Sail, Live.....Die like a dog, scumbag. Kinda gotta ring, don'tcha think?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capnwilliam Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 I think you have the soul of a poet! PyrateQueen "The fight's not over while there's a shot in the locker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capnwilliam Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Sapphires are blue, Pearls are white Rubies are red, and Diamonds shine bright. The ocean is blue, The clouds are pure white, the moon is red and the sun shines bright. My foe will be blue, and his face will turn white when his blood that is red, flows on my steel so bright. "The fight's not over while there's a shot in the locker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyratequeen Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Sorry William, I wrote the prior poem under your name! You need to log out so I won't board in your name! PQ Jannet nyk Donnachie The Pyrate Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 RRRRRRR Trickery!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyratequeen Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Aye Royaliste, I am a woman, and a pyrate queen, so what do ye expect? I will resort to any and all forms of trickery, guile, and antics to get me way! ARRRGH Jannet nyk Donnachie The Pyrate Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Jeesh!! Figures!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyratequeen Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 I am a pyrate queen, not king. Me mind I change quite oft. Guile, wee tricks and antics, are for a woman so soft. These items assist in many a pyrate queen's domain. Her "weaker" self in any fight upon the main. When boarded by a pyrate King, A fight must needs ensue. This battle of the sexes ring, with steel, and sticks and brew! And so she must be wily, To win this battle hard. And use all tricks unkindly, And speak just like a bard. Jannet nyk Donnachie The Pyrate Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 It's lonely here alone on deck I sit against the mast The anchor's cast into the shallows Me message bottle cast I see the ocean rolling blue The sun is setting nigh The moon doth rise in starlit skies But no tear will I cry I'll sit alone upon my deck And wait for him to come My moonlight lover, dark and sleek Drawn by the scent of rum I see him drawing ever near He strides along the shore And catches me with sin black eyes I'll be alone no more His bootheels click along my deck I offer up his prize His smile is warm, but hungry The moonlight in his eyes He takes the bottle from my grip His fingers caress my hand We drink and sing and laugh and talk And make love on the sand When the moon has gone and the sun has rose He bids me fond farewell My pirate lover gone for now Another tale to tell Return shall I to plunder and reave And slash with the devil's grin The next full moon will bring me back To eyes as dark as sin "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now