Laura Silver Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 ::throws a friendly arm around Z's shoulder:: Aye, well, ye get plenty of attention when yer talkin' too. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 its when you talk to much that gets me But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 oh aye tis all fun but what of poor z's feelings But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Capt. Z Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 i feel so hurt an lonely....... *I was aways a good actor, hehe* i'm sorry MAry just tell me whens I just start rabblin on an on
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 13, 2004 Posted October 13, 2004 dont worry i will But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Aw poor Z, gettin' picked on. ::gives him a kiss on the cheek to cheer him up:: An' Mary, ye could always dump a pitcher of water on him. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Lady Alyx Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Sigh tiss not good to be alone.....especially on a starlit night and the moon is full. Aye, I be looking for me Pyrate to sail into my port, been waiting all my life... Alas keep high hopes for that dream to come true. ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
Laura Silver Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Aye, bein' alone gets a bit frustratin' after a while. ::begins singing cheesy popular love songs twisted to a more piratical storyline:: Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Sigh tiss not good to be alone.....especially on a starlit night and the moon is full. Aye, I be looking for me Pyrate to sail into my port, been waiting all my life... Alas keep high hopes for that dream to come true. Then dont just sit there in port But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Aye! Go out and claim that man as yer own! Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 aye silvers got the right idea But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rogue Mermaid Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Hee hee hee. Three more days....then I go man stalking. Oh I do love the faire..... This time I'm finally wearing a proper tight corset. Yay me! Yay boobs!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 thats it love go buy a man it works better trust me and be careful he isnt a gay elf But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Oh Z ye know yer lovin' all this talk of bosoms. ::winks at Z:: Mary, a gay elf? Did ye get cheated in one o' yer "business transactions"? Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 nah, i be knowen he was gay he was just so damn cute But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 Ah, I see. Well... ::chuckles:: me mates claim tha' I have gaydar. An' I'm startin' ta believe tis true. Oh well, keeps me mates entertained. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Rogue Mermaid Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 It's shameful to say my love "idears" are mostly based on lust these days. Gay elves? Interesting
Black Crowen Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 Arr, Im shy to talk to a fine lass. I curse meself for that.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 tis a shame that most men are becoming shy in todays world But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 Aye, tis a cryin' shame that many a lad be too shy ta aproach ye. Why are ye lads shy? Tis not like us lasses don't enjoy tha attention. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Lady Alyx Posted October 16, 2004 Posted October 16, 2004 ....oh yeah,,,nver enough men to go around !!!! I think there's a shortage of 'em... an whar do you go buy 'em in port... ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
Laura Silver Posted October 16, 2004 Posted October 16, 2004 Aye, a shortage! ::looks around:: At least, everywhere but these pubs Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Animal Posted October 16, 2004 Posted October 16, 2004 While not single anymore, the shyness factor usually comes from rejection. As a younger man, everytime I approached a lovely lady, it usually ended with her having to go to the restroom and not returning. Some guys are intimidated by a stunning lass. They feel theywouldn't have a chance at a date, much less anything else. That's my take on it. Animal PS: Funny thing tho about growing older, younger lovely ladies seem to take an interest in us older guys. Maybe it's the greying of the beard or hair?? Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
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