Capt. Z Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 To laura: whooooaaaaa thad be far north! me live sin Naples, FL. To Mary:tis a shame wif love, those who ye desire, never seem to share your feelings of love...*sigh* but ye got us! we love ya RIGHT GUYS!!! TO Fyre: ye old perverted ole man! lol
Laura Silver Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 Naples, Fl, eh? Loverly area tha' is. I some o' me "crew" lives in Nokomis so I be visitin' tha area occasionally. Nice and warm, a little TOO warm in tha summer for a northerner like me though. Perhaps if I spent enough time down there it would melt the snow in me blood. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 *sigh* oh well twas a fine attempt but i shall not give up on trying to find me mate! That is just as soon as i find out how to crawl out of this whiskey bottle i've been living in for a few days But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Laura Silver Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Don' worry Mary me dear, we're 'ere for ye. True tis not the same as 'avin a mate o' yer own, but do ye think we'll do till ye find someone worthy o' yer love? ::slides a glass of whiskey over to Mary:: Come on out o' the bottle and into ours an' drink with us! Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Capt. Z Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 ya yankee! *playfully* everbody here is even complain bouts the heat, xept me! BWTH! Come on Mary! cheer up* gives 'er a bear hug* YA NEEDIT!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Thank ye z i did really need it But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Capt. Z Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 looks like ye need another one! remember, this ship runs on happy faces -Donald Duck
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 you play kingdom hearts too! *glomp* But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Capt Scarlett Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Ahoy mates...I've been gone fer a long time and I see we have grown quite a bit. Mind if I pull up a barrel and help myself to a mug of rum? Capt. Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady "The road to debauchery is paved with glitter" --Official Courtesan Den motto--
Laura Silver Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 we'd be honored ta have ye in our midst captain Scarlett, grab a mug an' joi us! Aye Cap'n Z, I be a yankee through an' through An' I ain't complainin' about tha heat exactly, jes' sayin' compared to three feet of snow, tis a lot warmer! I have every intention of buyin' a boat an' sailin' around the carribean fer the rest o' me life, it'll jes take some... adjustin'. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Capt Scarlett Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Thank ye kindly,Laura. This isn't one of them singles taverns where cheesy pick up lines are a must is it? If so, I have been long out of practice... Capt. Scarlett Hawkins Captain of the Lusty Lady
Laura Silver Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Nah, no cheesy pick-up lines 'ere Cap'n Scarlett, although I do 'ave a few... ::chuckles:: But nah, I've yet ta hear one 'ere. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Capt. Z Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Cheesey ick up line from TLAPD.com The don't call me long john cuz me head is so big HARHAR! sorry thats the only one i remember, lol
Laura Silver Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Well, me all time favorite pirate pick upline is..."You. Pants. Off. Now." only ta be used by tha lasses o'course. Although... Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Rogue Mermaid Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 I am a sad mermaid. The pirate I liked at the faire and I had fantastic chemistry. But for shame the evil thing never called. Tis enough to make me not go back...but I know I will
Laura Silver Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 M'dear Rouge Mermaid, don' give up on the lad. Perhaps yer beauty and chemistry was so stunning that he was afraid ta call ye. But even if not, don' let 'im stop ye from goin' to tha faires! Here, a mug o' rum, on me. ::slides a mug to Rouge:: Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Capt. Z Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 hey, cheer up lass! me bets he has good reasons, an' sides ye may be worth more
Rogue Mermaid Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 Thank you both. Rum should heal all wounds. I'm thinking I was too old for him and that freaked him out. What kind of pirate turns down willing booty?
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 The kind that cant recognize priceless booty when he sees it love *pats her shoulder* at least ye arnt in love with a married man.... unlike someone i know But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rogue Mermaid Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 True, very true. I am positive this one isn't married. However I just got out of a relationship so this is a bit of a knock on the self esteem....All will be good though.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 Well time heals all wounds i mean my life is a perfect example of when you dont take time for yourself But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Silver Steele Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 Ahh Mermaid, there be more pirates in the ocean! Now if I could only find one around here.....................
Laura Silver Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 Careful Silver Steele, if the lads 'ear ye say tha this place will be crowded with groping 'ands sooner than ye can say Shiver me Timbers. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 laura is that such a bad thing? But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
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