Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 *Jack walks in sits down and orders a pint* Oh...Lord... So how are all me single mates t'day?
First mate Jeramiah Posted September 24, 2005 Posted September 24, 2005 So how are all me single mates t'day? Still single
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 So Scarlet walks into the singles bar, sits down and asks, so whats a single wench gotta do to get a fellow to buy her a drink around here? Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 So Scarlet walks into the singles bar, sits down and asks, so whats a single wench gotta do to get a fellow to buy her a drink around here? "find a man?" sugest bloody mary as she walks in. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
TortugaWench Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 or perform a musical- solo... or ask, lol
Dread Pirate Finn Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Me be single! Arr! More to luv me lassies ! har har har
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Jeramiah, me thanks fer the drink. Now I hear I should be singin fer me drinks from TortugaWench...hhmmm. Here be a song fer ye all. Her eyes they shone like the diamonds You'd think she was queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulder Tied up with a black velvet band. In a neat little town they call Belfast Apprenticed to trade I was bound And many an hour's sweet happiness I spent in that neat little town. Till bad misfortune came o'er me That caused me to stray from the land Far away from my friends and relations To follow the black velvet band. Well, I was out strolling one evening Not meaning to go very far When I met with a pretty young damsel Who was selling her trade in the bar. When I watched, she took from a customer And slipped it right into my hand Then the Watch came and put me in prison Bad luck to the black velvet band. Next morning before judge and jury For a trial I had to appear And the judge, he said, "You young fellows... The case against you is quite clear And seven long years is your sentence You're going to Van Dieman's Land Far away from your friends and relations To follow the black velvet band." So come all you jolly young fellows I'd have you take warning by me Whenever you're out on the liquor, me lads, Beware of the pretty colleen. She'll fill you with whiskey and porter Until you're not able to stand And the very next thing that you'll know, me lads, You're landed in Van Dieman's Land. Will that do me lads and lasses? Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 claps very well thank ye But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rumba Rue Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Dang, next time I'll bring me 12 string guitar!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 wont that be fun But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rummy3 Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 ...and maybe we can get someone to play the squeezebox and have us another dance in here!
Killian Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 ...and maybe we can get someone to play the squeezebox and have us another dance in here! Hahahaha Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night
Rummy3 Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 I love that song - but you ar eway too young to know that one, Killian!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 ...and maybe we can get someone to play the squeezebox and have us another dance in here! Hahahaha Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night oi lol But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Killian Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 I love that song - but you ar eway too young to know that one, Killian! Hahaha Why do people always say that. Grew up listening to everything.
First mate Jeramiah Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 right then, where did i put that bloody squeeze box?? Ray another rum to help me mind remember and help me playin when i do.
Scarlet McBayne Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Jeramiah, lets raise our tankards high, drain the rum, get the music goin and get this party started!!! Huzzah Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Scupper Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 Well i can't play the squeeze box but will a bag pipe do? Just started taking lessons. Around for me mates and a second for the ladies barkeep! Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 *comes in for her rare visit* ahoy there ye singles how faire ye all But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rummy3 Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 Well i can't play the squeeze box but will a bag pipe do? Just started taking lessons. Around for me mates and a second for the ladies barkeep!Scupper Yes! :) Yes! :) Yes! :) The bagpipes will be just fyne~
Scupper Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Well Rummy. Me first song I intend to learn be "All for me Grog". Well what did ye all expect. I'm an Irish Pirate!. LOL Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Christine Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Irish too eh? How cool! So, we both be Irish and Scorpio pirates. It be a small world ain't it? lol!
DreadPirate Diedra Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 hope there be plenty more drink in the bar, this lass be single too *raises hand pitifully* ah well more erason ta get drunk then eh? cheers!
Scupper Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Aye Diedra. There be all kinds of drinks to be had. If ye see nothing that pleases ye. Me holds be bursting with anything ye might want. Have at it. Irish, Scorpio, pirate and single again. AARGHHHH! The world be in trouble now Chrisitne! ROFL Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
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