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::throws a friendly arm around Z's shoulder:: Aye, well, ye get plenty of attention when yer talkin' too. ;)

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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its when you talk to much that gets me

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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oh aye tis all fun but what of poor z's feelings

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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dont worry i will

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Aw poor Z, gettin' picked on. ::gives him a kiss on the cheek to cheer him up:: An' Mary, ye could always dump a pitcher of water on him. :D:D

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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Aye, bein' alone gets a bit frustratin' after a while. ::begins singing cheesy popular love songs twisted to a more piratical storyline::

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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Sigh tiss not good to be alone.....especially on a starlit night and the moon is full. Aye, I be looking for me Pyrate to sail into my port, been waiting all my life... Alas keep high hopes for that dream to come true.

Then dont just sit there in port

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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aye silvers got the right idea

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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thats it love go buy a man it works better trust me and be careful he isnt a gay elf

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Oh Z ye know yer lovin' all this talk of bosoms. ::winks at Z::

Mary, a gay elf? Did ye get cheated in one o' yer "business transactions"? <_<

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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nah, i be knowen he was gay he was just so damn cute

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Ah, I see. Well... ::chuckles:: me mates claim tha' I have gaydar. An' I'm startin' ta believe tis true. :ph34r: Oh well, keeps me mates entertained.

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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tis a shame that most men are becoming shy in todays world

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Aye, tis a cryin' shame that many a lad be too shy ta aproach ye. Why are ye lads shy? Tis not like us lasses don't enjoy tha attention.

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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Aye, a shortage! ::looks around:: At least, everywhere but these pubs :lol:

Arrr. Me treasure.

The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes.

Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never!

Lass seeking Lad:

100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.

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While not single anymore, the shyness factor usually comes from rejection. As a younger man, everytime I approached a lovely lady, it usually ended with her having to go to the restroom and not returning. Some guys are intimidated by a stunning lass. They feel theywouldn't have a chance at a date, much less anything else. That's my take on it.

Animal

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PS: Funny thing tho about growing older, younger lovely ladies seem to take an interest in us older guys. Maybe it's the greying of the beard or hair??

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