Hetha Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 *I float back to shore, and climb the steep embankment, eager to be reunited with my sword, and of course, my clothing as well. When I arrive, I find my sword still, embedded within the rocks, yet, my tie top and tie pants, seem to be missing. Even so, as I look around for them, I pull out my sword and continue, much in the same manner as before, this time staying more alert for movement, other than my own. Wet red curls, like wet noodles, plastered to my head, from the dip into the lagoon, wearing nothing but my black thong bikini, I start where I left off, and continue, sparring with myself, carefree, as though nothing happened.* *Obviously someone, had been here, so I may as well give a good show of stamina and skill, to eshew any thought of attack on my person. Gilded in moonlight, I pay homage to Freyja, in my own way, showing her, just how brave and skilled, her warrior-priestess is, and worthy to serve her in battle. * OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Although, it would be nice, to have a sparring partner, as the workout intensity, has pumped me up considerably. I would offer, but think that our respective styles might have some difficulty meshing... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 *Getting rather cold, and feeling gooseflesh creeping up my arms, I realize, I must find my tie top and pants. Now, where th' de'il could I have put them? I thought I had a cloak around 'ere at least. I sheathe my sword, after a grand finale, and start to search.* No, not in the escarpement! Could they have blown carelessly out to sea? I don't see anyone, whre could they be. At least I have my boots to put on. I pour out the sand in them, and start to put them back on, and lace them up, while my hair dries.* OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 ...I place my raw-silk jacket over your shoulders and quietly leave... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 *startled, but considerably warmer, I say,* "What's this?" * I look around to see no one, but notice the familiar jacket, 'round my shoulders. I smile to myself, and get up, brush off dirt and debris, and pull the jacket tighter around me. I think to myself, of how sweet and gentlemanly a gesture that was. I hear the drums off in the distance, and assume there may be people around, and trek off in search of them. Someone has to know where the bloody heck myclothing is, and I must thank someone of course.* OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Although, it would be nice, to have a sparring partner, as the workout intensity, has pumped me up considerably. I would offer, but think that our respective styles might have some difficulty meshing... naaaa.... just close with her, then get into hand-to-hand for some grappling! My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 You guys behave (yeah right), and I'll see you all in a week and a half... I'm leaving the cold dampness of the midwest, for the sunny shores of California!! Woo hoo! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 *Hears indistinct voices after strolling a bit* Ahoy! blackjohn, good t' see someone 'ere. How be ye, this fine and lovely eve? Ye wouldn't happen to hev seen anyone else, 'round this lovely stretch of beach, would ye? Nods to Captain Morgan, and winks,"Good morrow, Captain Morgan! Mind ye behave yerself, on the sunny West coast, and come back t' us safely! Ye'll be missed. OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I'd love ter stay and, ah, conversate, but I hear the bos'n's whistle piping us aboard... fair winds, lass! May ye not stay out of trouble! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Fare thee weel, Captain Morgan! May the winds be fair, and always at yer back! Worry not 'bout m', some sort of trouble will follow m' always,(I seem t' get that, no matter where I go.) OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 At least life isn't boring, then, Hetha! They can starve me, they can torture me, they can even kill me, but please, just don't bore me!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I would have to agree! *I then plant a kiss on Captain Morgan's cheek, before giving his arse a proper grab* Hie off wit' thee now, as the sooner ye leave, the sooner we can celebrate yer return! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Aye, lass... I'm off! Keep yer powder dry and yer cutlass sharp... and yer kisses warm! *Morgan sweeps his hat from his head, bows deeply, and stumbles over his sash as he lands on his arse in his dinghy, the Surly Mermaid* Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 *Slightly nibbling Captain Morgan's ear, as I whisper,* I'll shall be awaiting then! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 *Morgan shouts back to shore as he rows towards his duty ship...* "Fare theeee weeeellllll! And watch out for prowling baboons!!" Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Fare thee Weel, Captain! * I wave and watch, as he rows away. *I then turn away, and start back toward the beach and stroll, the moon is high and full, and the night air, is filled with the promise of rife possibilities!* Content for now, I look around for others, that may have stumbled onto this lovely beachfront.* OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 ::sits down next to Lady Snow and offers her a drink from a half-empty bottle of rum:: thanks so much, jack. that just hit the spot. ayem that is nice diving exhibition. as for myself, i'll stay right here by you so i's can stay nice and warm, insdie and out! a toast ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Good morrow, Lady Snow, Mad Jack..is there room for one more? OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Good morrow, Lady Snow, Mad Jack..is there room for one more? ::enjoys a warm, lingering, er... toast with Lady Snow:: Ah, Hetha! Do join us! ::eyes the nearly depleted bottle:: I suppose I should remedy this situation. Ladies, a moment please. I'll be right back! ::heads off unsteadily across the beach to a small cave opening, stopping briefly to make sure no one is following, then ducks inside. The sound of a gun butt tapping on stone, along with quiet cursing, can be heard.:: Ah! There you are, my lovelies... ::emerges triumphantly from the cave with two fresh bottles of rum and returns to the waiting beauties:: Here we are, loves. More than enough for everyone! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Thank ye, Mad_Jack, ye art quite kind!*Takes one of the offered bottles, and sits gently on the sand* Cheers! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 (William places a straw man at one end of the beach and places some thirty arrows in the sand. Then, checking the wind and popping his back, he takes out a Phoenician style bow and strings it across his leg.) Twwwwwang! Thock! Twwwwwang! Thock! Twwwwwang! Thock! Twwwwwang! Thock! Twwwwwang! Thock! Twwwwwang! Thock! Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Wow! A man who truly is after my heart! Impressive! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Wow! A man who truly is after my heart! Impressive! lol...oops. Sorry. I was aiming for the straw man. Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Aye lasses and lads I just finished a bonfire for all to come sit around!! Thar be a cooler over on that dune full o'libations and if'n ye need a place to ice up yer rum Mad Jack, thar be room in it. What be yer pleasures mateys? <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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