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So twas the fourth, an' me family 'ad a liddle gatherin' o' friends at our house ta watch the fireworks. We had cheese an' crackers on the porch, an' somebody wanted ta know what kind o' cheese we had. So I says, "we gots monterrey jack, gouda, and jarlsberg, which jest happens ta be a pirate's favorite kind o' cheese. yarrrrlsberg." ridiculous bad pun I know. somebody ferbid me fra tellin' jokes fer the rest o' the night, but I figgered I'd share it seein' as it is mildly piratical

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He he he! Anything to make me smile this early in the morning can't be all bad! Good to go, Lass!! :ph34r:

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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ow. Curdles the blood.

CURDles, get it, the whole cheese......

oh never mind.... :unsure:

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

Posted
ow. Curdles the blood.

not quite sure which was worse.......

I did get a chuckle out of both though

Posted

"You had cheese? What kind? was it Gouda?"

"No, it was TERRIBLA!"

:unsure:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Thousands of outta work comedians and We get you bilge rats!!! :unsure:

Punny very punny indeed.

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

Posted

Nothin' but the best fer me Crewe and me mates.

:unsure:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

Posted
i gots some frumunda cheese fer ye... frumunda me B***S!

?????????? I dont gets ya. Maybe I would if'n ye put in the whole word. No need ta be polite wi' yer language, yer in the company o' pirates. :huh:

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i gots some frumunda cheese fer ye... frumunda me B***S!

?????????? I dont gets ya. Maybe I would if'n ye put in the whole word. No need ta be polite wi' yer language, yer in the company o' pirates. :lol:

frumunda me Barnacles, huevos, spheres, cahonies, nuts, hairy sacks, hootspa, chingadaries, 2 pounders, testacles... i be talkin' 'bout balls, woman...

Posted

She that would pun, would jest as soon pick a pocket.

Aye yes, . . . pirates, . . . almost forgot.

I be keepin' a weather eye on ye lassie.

:P

Iron Jack: Scourge 'o the Shores!

Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

- Emo Phillips

Damfino!

Buccaneers Ball Info

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I've got another for ye.

This weekend while sailing out of Dana Point, me peewee pirate son told me other son while he was sprinkling the fishes off the back of the boat, "85% of man overboards are caused by yearning."

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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