Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 I be wanten to know iffen there be any other mates in the great northwest. Where do the rest of ye' make berth? Capt Tark of the Pragadon
Capt. Iron Faith Cutler Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 Most people choose hospitals, but some prefer to use a midwife at home. Sorry...couldn't help but play up the pun on the misspell. To answer your actual question, I make berth along the Rio Grande in New Mexico. Sailing the desert seas... A pyrate's life for me.
Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 22, 2004 Author Posted June 22, 2004 There i fixed it..... Fo those of you who didnt get the joke i mispelled berth as B.I.R.T.H. I only claimed to be a pirate not a scholar. Capt Tark
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 Aye in the hospital I were!! It be nigh on 17 years now an' I remember it like it were yesterday... A gruelling 5 hour voyage it were! I began the voyage by getting splashed by a great wave!!!! (I'll let you figure out the details on yer own mates!) Then I became seasick wretchedly seasick... (Me doctor said I were in false labor and to drink a glass of wine. Being a pirate, I drank not only a glass, but an entire bottle of Mateuse because one glass didn't work and it freakin' hurt like hell. Then I topped it all off with a chocolate sundae from Baskin Robbins which did naught to ease the pain. Aye, woefully seasick I were!!) Soon the current grew stronger n' stronger!! This was marked by so much shoutin' and swearin' from me, that the ship's surgeon told me to hush meself that enough were enough! (true story mates, true story!!) Finally, the voyage came to an end when I were greeted by a wee lil' pirate, who had apparently had a long voyage and drank too much rum.. for he promptly tinkled on the nurses the moment he arrived in port!! So there ye have it- Me story an' all it's many wonders. As to where of it all , I made birth in San Jose CA at Good Samaritan Hospital. I make berth with the Royaliste in Sausalito an' me home port be in the Santa Cruz mountains. -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Cire Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 Me home port be Poole. It be in a county called Dorset in this small patch of land surrounded by sea that is generally known as Great Britain, the country in which be England. Because the world does revolve around me, and the universe is geocentric....
Christine Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 Most people choose hospitals, but some prefer to use a midwife at home. Sorry...couldn't help but play up the pun on the misspell. To answer your actual question, I make berth along the Rio Grande in New Mexico. Sailing the desert seas... LOL!!!! But seriously now....*ahem* I be from California, born and raised here. Iff'n any of you have read the post about the recent earthquake you'll see I live in the city Escondido. Yup, the locals here have referred to it as Escondilwad or Escondildo. When the one theater on East Valley Parkway closed my cousin found it fitting to change the words in the marquee. Instead of it reading, "Thank you Escondido" he put Escondildo. It didn't matter to him, not like they could fire him-LOL!
Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 22, 2004 Author Posted June 22, 2004 Ahhh from the golden state i see. I used to sail from there years ago. I live in Santa Maria for a time. Oh how I miss the surf there. i think thats how me got hooked on the sea liven so close to it. Capt Tark
DocF225 Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 I was Birthed in San Diego, I berth in New Windsor, NY. 'Bout 65 miles north of NYC on the Hudson River. I sailed the Hudson and LI Sound. Even made a run or three on the Intercoastal. After, o course, 13 years in the Navy. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Hawkyns Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 I berth in New Windsor, NY. 'Bout 65 miles north of NYC on the Hudson River. Hey Doc! 'Ast'a iver bin t' th' Cantonement? Bloody wonderful litttle artillery museum thea. Coupla pieces ah woudn'a mind mekkin' off wi. Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends.
Kuthroat Kim Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Ahoy Capt Tark! I be from the great northwest also. I be in Oregon. Take what you can, give nothing back.
privateer Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 I drop sail in the south end of santa monica bay in gloomy southern califorina . most weekends ye best be look'n west ta find me I did a fair amount of time in spokane though .
Captain Tito Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 I was born in Upstate, NY and I continue to live there. The only exception bein 1994-2000 when I lived in SC. <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
DocF225 Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Hey Doc!'Ast'a iver bin t' th' Cantonement? Bloody wonderful litttle artillery museum thea. Coupla pieces ah woudn'a mind mekkin' off wi. Hawkyns Aye Hawkyns, Bin there dozens o times. They do indeed have a mos excel'nt artillery collection. They also opened up the Purple Heart museum last fall. The gate to the Cantonement is just about a mile from my home. West Point's musuem has a substantial artillery collection as well. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Coastie04 Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Birthed in Bellevue, WA (across the lake from Seattle). I berth on the Lady Washington in many o' her ports, as well as some other random tall ships as able, but am currently in New London, CT teachin' young swabbies how t' sail. Coastie She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail
Black Deacon Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 I be docked in Houston, TX. -------------- "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty well preserved piece without an even a kiss your hand, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, smelling of powder, shouting ARRRG!!"
piratelovingwenchxxx Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Born in Florida... lived in D.C., Maryland, and West Virginia... the latter two as of currently.... Hi I'm Scarlett, And this post was authorized by me!
Desert Pyrate Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Nine months out o' the year (or thereabouts), I make me home in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The other three months or so are in the general vicinity o' the Bay o' St. Francis. Sailin' on th' Royaliste, buildin' things, hangin' about bein' a miscreant... it's a good life. Where in NM are ye, Iron?
War Queen Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Arg! I be from a place near a land locked Salty Sea....er, Lake. I can count on the fact that even if she were somehow compromised, me ship'd ne'er sink! -War Queen
Scupper Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 I be birthed in Boston MA now berthed in East Hartford CT "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Grendle Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 I be in Savanner, Jawerjuh, where the roads is paved with the sculls o' the unwary (tho' the guides'll tell ye they're ballast stones).
Captain Emerald Shaunassey Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 I twas birth'd in N.E. Oklahoma. Still reside there - largest body o' water bein' Grand Lake o' the Cherokees. Cap'n Emerald Captain Emerald Shaunassey O' The Salty Kiss www.TheLadiesoftheSaltyKiss.com
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 i be birthed in bethlehem at christmas time... i now be drydocked in the north of hollywood in the californias...
piratelassie Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 I was birthed in Newport, RI, and I make berth in Jamestown, wot be just across the East Passage o' Narragansett Bay fra' Newport
Sealegs Constance Posted June 29, 2004 Posted June 29, 2004 I be birthed in Rosedale Maryland, about an hour way from the Eastern Shores. Sealegs Constance I am what I am
William Brand Posted June 29, 2004 Posted June 29, 2004 I be birthed in Saint Elizabeth's of Washington State. I be landlocked in Northern Utah. LAND-LOCKED. As terrible a word as the hangmen's noose to a pirate. Aye.
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