Trapper Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Jes' wanted t' wish Sir Nigel an 'appy birthday, wi' as much rum and womens as he can handle. Fair winds and full tankards, Trapper Captain of the Tinker's Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Happy birthday, Nigel... To celebrate the birth of one of my favorite pirates, I'm buying... Thanks for all the great times here, and here's hoping for many many more! Slainte! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Ahoy there dear friend! Happy salutations to me mate up in the Northwest waters and Cap'n of the West Coast crewe of The Pyrates. Still not older than I lad, but that's not something to be shooting for either. Hope your treasure hunt in the inland waters of Denver were fruitful and that you plundered yer guts out. And I'll hoist what's left of the Coconut Rum tonight to ya in yer absence... Oh, and Roxie and Michael and the rest of the Rusty Cutlasses said hi to you... their advice: move down soon!!!!! Happy Birthday and may we sail to seas together for a very long time! Yer Mate... -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Arrrrr...who's the big birthday boy???? Uh-hu.......Maybe ye be a little older than that huh Happy Birthday Nigel! May yer sheets be filled with rum and yer cup have lots O' wind! And...live prosperouse and have a long one! Oh yea....May yer days be merry and bright and yer dark have stars at night! Okey-dokey...So I aint be the one fer words! Just keep yer powder dry and yer woman wet!!! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Oh my!! Nigel and cake and spankings and rum and bunnies and hugs and presents... takes a deep breath.. Happy Berthday to you, sweetums! May all your tankards be full and your womens be fun! (yes ALL of them) I hope your hunny bunny is happy and dancing the nights away.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Here's to Nigel, that strange man, Who woos the ladies and bunnies grand. The maker of belts as wide as the Nile, Greeted with jokes and friendly wiles. So here's a toast to Nigel the man, Happy Birthday to you and be it grand! Rumba Rue **The best kept secrets are in my bloomers** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Aye Nigel a round o' Parrot Bay and a big pot o' shrimp r being made just for ye on this grand occasion!! Happy Birthday n' drink up me hearty YOHO!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Here's to fine wine, women, and song And here's to workdays that aren't too long Here's to shoes that always fit And here's to you, you silly twit! 'appy birthday mate! mmmmmuuuuaaaahhh "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 COUGH COUGH!! Dang you two poets is enough to kill a person.. there goes a mouthfull of rum on the floor. I should know better than to see a post from you, Paisley, while drinkin rum.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Jenny Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Oh no, I missed Nigel's birthday! Shame on me. Happy belated birthday, ye old salty seadog! I'll buy ye a round! Avast, ye limey lubber! Didn't ye think if Scarlet Jenny (Cutthroat Lass, Scourge o' the Seas, Deadly Duchess o' the Deep) hated ye, ye'd be sliced, skinned an' sunk to Davey Jones' locker? Aaaar! Ye would, and ye'd better start believin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 GAAAH! I be missin' another one. Damn and blast me! :angry: A belated toast t'yer birthday, Nigel m'dear. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarina Leigh Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Me too! >_< Happy belated birthday to ye mate, and here's a rootbeer float on me (money) for ye. :angry: "Dum Spiro Spero"- "While I breathe, I hope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 ARRGH! I been tryin' since yestiddy t' read yer posts and post a reply meself; but on top o' a relatively relaxed but still rich and full schedule, me sister's blasted AOL [Eh?-Oh-Well...] has been givin' me fits. Anyhoo... Let's see... Awwww......... *Snif* Arrrgh, ye upstarts, I'm touched - ye be bringin' a tear t'me eye. 'Scuse me whilst I dries out me eyepatch. I be landlocked in the Rockies, and lovin' ev'ry minute. I be spendin' time wi' me sister and her fambly, me dear sweet mudder, and a few o' me friends what ain't gonna turn me inta the authorities fer th' reward. They all be aghast at seein' me pitchers an' hearin' me tales o' Pyratical adventure. ("I could tell you \, but you just wouldn't believe me...") I treated meself t' a bottle o' Captain Morgan's Private Stock, and Admiral Nelson's Coconut Rum (they was all out o' Parrot Bay) fer me sister's new hot tub, which needed be broken in Pyrate-style! We drank some modified "Key West Cherry Poppers" in the process (try using Black Cherry Cola! Mmm-MMM!) Thank ye fer all o' yer wishes, and pomes (they cracked me up!), and drinks. MMMmmmmmmmm! (Say - ye know, root beer be good fer a hangover...) And fer ALL the good times, and excellent pirate friendships. Oh yes, and the kisses. Especially the kisses. Mmmmmuuaah. Tell Roxie, Michael, Ned and the rest o' the Rusty Cutlasses I be itchin' to see them, and to jam once again. Pat be a happy bunny, and yes, he actually has been dancin' a step or two...lol Ah...berth-days! This time I be takin' the hugs and kisses and GIVIN' the spankin's. AARRrrgh! As fer th' womens, ye all knows I be a one-woman man. [One woman at a time...] Soooo.... Ladies form a line to the left, one at a time, no shovin'. Save yer energy. Now we simply must put a diving board in the Forum's hot tub, so's I can make all o' ye walk the plank, ye buncha upstarts! Cheers, and a round o' the finest barrel in the hold back to ye- Nigel Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Arrgh! How could I ferget the plunder? Oddly enough fer a pirate, it be the least o' me priorities on this 'ere voyage. Along with hugs, kisses, cards, candles, pretty sparkly things, love notes and dinners, I got a wunnerful book "Pirates", by Joshua B. Feder, frum me long time friend, his wife, and his coyote companion. He had waitied to give it to me until he read it first, and he said he learned a thing or two of pirates. The illustrations are beautiful, and include many of Howard Pyles lovely pirate pieces. Very inspiring indeed. But the best gift were the trip itself, and seein' me fambly and friends (and me beloved mountains) once more. And now, I am off to yet another lunch date. Cheers until next time, mates! P.S. Yes, I took me birthdate off me profile, to avoid the additional wrath of many a young lass's father, should they find out their daughters be consorting with men of such an age (But just look at that baby face!) And a few upstart boyfriends too. They be incensed enough at me without further encouragement. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapper Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Dinna' worry, lad. There are those of us that'll be happy t' remind everyone when yer birfday be. Trapper Captain of the Tinker's Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Hey, Nigel! Happy Bee-lated Berthday, lad! A round on me ta keep the party going! Cheers, mate! Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 As fer th' womens, ye all knows I be a one-woman man. [One woman at a time...] Soooo.... Ladies form a line to the left, one at a time, no shovin'. Save yer energy. Knowin' the temper o'the lasses on this site, mate, I think you be the one what needs t'save yer energy. Ye best spend some o'yer swag on that there Viagra. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Aw, that's right kind o'ye, lasses. Thanks fer the wishes. And not to worry...I be takin' me vitamins. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Goodwench Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I recommend zinc and vitamin E, E stands for endurance!! Teehee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Extra Zing, and Vitamin E as in "yEEEE-haaaw!" Bring it on! I'm in a saucy mood. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Goodwench Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Ginseng, I hear, is also efficacious, for amorous activities. As are certain essential oils, mixed with sweet almond oil that can be 'mood' enhancers. My personal favorite is frankincense, mmm, mmm!! Give 'em a go, with your lady friend, I'm sure you'll not be disappointed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 None needed, my dear. However, if it be a particularly busy night, I may keep it in mind fer a little extra added 'oomph!' It's sweet that you care. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Goodwench Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Well, that's just me in a nutshell! So caring!! *grins wickedly, brandishing a razor sharp stiletto* I'm big on performance enhancing substances!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 And this is me in a nutshell: "Help! Get me out of this nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell in the first place?" Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclaire Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Aaarrrggghhh !!! Am I late fa tha party !?! Happy Burthday , matey ! Do unto others.... because it`s fun !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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