Sinclaire Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 I jez don`t know wut ta think `bout dis . Tha ol` gal been hangin` out down at da warf some here lately ? Do unto others.... because it`s fun !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 umm... i dont get it? It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclaire Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 That be `ZACTLY wut I sez to `er when she broke da news ta me ?!? Do unto others.... because it`s fun !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Ya dunnit, ya know ya dunnit. Don't be tryin to get out of it by only having the choice of ya didn't do it. Ya dunnit. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Well once the bairn is born there be such a thing as a blood test t'determine paternity. That be savin' ye legal obligations if it not be yer child. Emotional obligations be another thing. Just remember, it ain't the baby's fault and there be plenty of couples what would give a chest o'gold fer the chance t'raise it. Course this be none of me business, but ye did ask... Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Didn't wear yer SLICKER? BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjöröveren Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 I dunno if ye dunnit, but I thinks Delima be a very nice name fer a lady. the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Maybe it was an immaculate conception??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King's Pyrate Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I'd be a cut'n me throat.......but then my six young'ns be all grown... Six?...says ye!...Well we had no TV on my ship back then.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Geesh, that must have been one hell of mustache ride! Rumba Rue **No kids and proud of it** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 No TV on yer ship? Twasn't the TV that was me problem. It was those little pills. They really do work. Guess I should have kept taking them. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 As long as there be a sail on the mast..there can be powder in the cannons.. tis possible you are the da.. but who is the ma? an as me ma said..if you are going to get wet..wear your rubbers.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crow Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Geesh, that must have been one hell of mustache ride!Rumba Rue **No kids and proud of it** I'm thinkin it was likely just somethin in the air , Most likely her ankles ... Congrats there mate . I suppose ..... Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 umm... i dont get it? *sigh* Why dontcha have a seat, Maggie, lass... ye see, when a mommy pirate loves a daddy pirate... nah, hang on a minute... Okay, okay... come springtime in the Caribbean, a boy parrot's thoughts turn to girl parrots... Ah, nevermind... I'm not so sure *I GET IT* sometimes, lass... how 'bout we have a couple a IBC rootbeers and watch Cutthroat Island instead? Sinclaire, lad... she don't happen ta be bow-legged, and ye all didn't happen ta be swimmin', were ye?!? Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabella Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Well, what to do? Are you happy sad, in different to the idea of being a Captain to off Spring? *steals one of Morgan's IBC Root beers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saber Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 All wee ones be deservin' o' love, whatever the situation they be born into. All what truly matters is that they be loved when they come, not a-blamed fer how they got there. Bein' a father be an act o' love, not an act o' biology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Arrrgh... them were me words above, Saber's login was set this mornin' when I posted that. -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Is it just too early for me or... have I missed something? (chuckle) This makes NOooooooooo sense to me whatsoever!! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Truer words were never spoken, Quill. Yer family be those that raise ye and love ye; ain't got nothin' t'do with biology. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyre The Black Rose Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Havin just spent 5 glorious days wif me off-prings off-spring, I ken kinds relate. that is till they say or do sumthink funny, sad, irreverent. reverent or just come up to ya 'n say I Love You. Belive me lad those are the days ya live for. These days only happen when ye are a lookin' fer them. If'n yer not interested in bein a dad, don't be (cause it really f***s up the powder monkey. If'n ye are, go for it wif all your energy. Now for the serious Pyrate Mommie thing, no matter what the level o' involvement ye want ta have, ye have a financial obligation lad. It still takes two ta tango (even if'n one only supplies a turkey baster). Here be a few ole sayin's fer ye ta ponder: If'n ye wants ta play, ye must pay. The piper must be paid. The ONLY failsafe birth contol is an asprin placed firmly between the wenches knees. Never trust a wench who says "I'll take the responsibility for protection." Ya know what they call pyrates without raincoats? Daddy! and finnaly as Paul Lynd put it so well: The ONLY household item good for birth control is a stapple gun. Think long 'n hard afor ye set adrift what ye have created. Children are God's proof that he trusts us to create a future. My lovin thought are with ya 'n the lass lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclaire Posted March 21, 2004 Author Share Posted March 21, 2004 AAAARRRRGh !! Yez , dat baby gonna be me pride n` joy , yez it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankee one an` all fer remindin` me o` dis . Yours in love n` lust , Cappy Sinclaire Do unto others.... because it`s fun !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Ol' Black Jack's thinkin' yer lassie got's wit child by seamen. Them lil' buggers cause dat ta happen. Any submarines around thar? Those things are full of seamen ya knows.... Just a thought mate, BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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