Patrick Hand Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Ok... in our non sexist world that we now live in, men can't go to Men's only clubs (kinda funny that there are a whole buncha Womans only clubs... go figure) SO this is a place fer MEN to belch and fart, and just be a MAN... pull up a chair, light up a stynky ceegar... and a fish bowl o brandy.... scratch yer arm pits... fart(well ask Jeaves ter point the fan in that direction) and just be the gross men that we are... Sure I know that Women will peek in here..... but how can we offend them if they ain't permitted in here ? So the first rule of business is.... !. Any Woman in this room, sneaking in or other wise, is or does not have to be considered a Lady.... Your mistress or favorite whore is totally welcome (as long as your are escorting her...) Un-escorted Females will be of course taken for what we assume them to be...... And I know women will peek... But then we don't have to treat them like Ladys.... (drat.. where is the evil glare smiley when you really need that sucker....)
Dutchman Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 well patrick, since i'm the first to reply, i nominate you as chairman of the board of the He -man woman haters club! all in favor? AYE. its unanimus. the next order of business is to.... hmmm well dag i'm not sure. lets seek council from our elders and think about it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCL5ieePuY ok-- here it is. the first order of business is that we agree to not talk to any girly-girl man haters club members in this room.
callenish gunner Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Do You gents mind if Hamish and i come in for a bit to get some men only time ...the little guy is fussed over by every woman who passes by
Animal Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Greeting Gent's!!!! **Animal packs his jaw with a wad o Redman** mfghmnpf spitoone? Can't wait til Diosa sees this thread. She can fling it like a man Callendish, by all means bring the lad. He has to learn the ways of men somehow Wot better role modles than us? Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
hurricane Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Geez, Animal. Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know you were single. Does Susi know about this? -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Animal Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Wellneither are you or Callenish, sooooo..... I beleive it is a refuge fer men Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
hurricane Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) Have no fear, you won't see me in here in the future. I'd much rather hang around with the chicks. No offense, but too much testosterone in one place creeps me out. -- Hurricane Edited January 12, 2009 by hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Captain Jim Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Have no fear, you won't see me in here in the future. I'd much rather hang around with the chicks. No offense, but too much testosterone in one place creeps me out. -- Hurricane Seconded. I'll be in the library with my brandy and a bowl o' Cavendish, ready to engage the fairer sex in intelligent discourse. We men can be refined, you know. Some of us even bathe, occasionally, whenever we are in port. My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Patrick Hand Posted January 12, 2009 Author Posted January 12, 2009 Hey... I didn't say it was a Woman Haters Club..... It is a Men only club..... There is a difference....
callenish gunner Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 I may have a lass in my life but at least for now I'm still single; hate to let a good relationship degenerate into a marriage
blackjohn Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 [parenthetical moderator mode on] (the pub has taken a real turn for the strange these last couple days... fascinating...) [parenthetical moderator mode off] My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
blackjohn Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 [parenthetical moderator mode on] (and I really want to fix the punctuation in the title...) [parenthetical moderator mode off] My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Hawk the QM Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Hey... I didn't say it was a Woman Haters Club..... It is a Men only club..... There is a difference.... Men only? I'm not sure if I like this club Pat. Cabin boys only go so far . I went there.
Graydog Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Single Men's Club as opposed to just a Men's Club. Hmm, do you all sing the Lumberjack song in here? Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
blackjohn Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 hahaha... Could it be that it is a men's club for just one guy? My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Hawk the QM Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Hmm, do you all sing the Lumberjack song in here? I wish I'd been a girlie... just like my dear Papa!
Captain Jim Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) [parenthetical moderator mode on](the pub has taken a real turn for the strange these last couple days... fascinating...) [parenthetical moderator mode off] Aye, 'tis strange indeed. Full moon, though. Mayhap this will soon pass. Edited January 12, 2009 by Captain Jim My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Hawk the QM Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Aye, 'tis strange indeed. Full moon, though. Mayhap this will soon pass. Is it wrong to say I hope it sticks around for a bit? Business and friends is great to see, but I like a little chaos now and again.
blackjohn Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 I have to agree. Chaos is good, and this place was getting a little boring. What's that you say, I can't hear you over the awesomesauce... My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
RustyNell Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) Hey... I didn't say it was a Woman Haters Club..... It is a Men only club..... There is a difference.... awww poor Patwick is you feawin misunderstood?? (cradles his widdell head) I know... I know.... you didn't say Girl Haters Club... I didn't say Man Haters Club .... I said Girly Girl Man Haters Club... thats kind of like saying Manly Man Lovers in a double negative, what i say is not what I mean, kind of way --- like you didn't know that about women YET?? .. awweeeeee... poooor Patrick --I was merely paying homage to one of my favorite all boys clubs of the past. PPPTHHTHhthththhhth so get over it NO BOYS allowed! ppththththththhhh:P (beans Patrick with a pillow and runs out the door. ) Edited January 12, 2009 by RustyNell “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Hawk the QM Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) Anyone else here fart so hard that their ear started ringing? Edited January 12, 2009 by Thequartermaster
Graydog Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Anyone else here fart so hard that their ear started ringing? I thought we weren't going to talk about women we know? Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 I thought we weren't going to talk about women we know? Hey I didn't say "Nagging so hard your ear started ringing."
Graydog Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 [Hey I didn't say "Nagging so hard your ear started ringing." No by golly you said fart, and that be what I be talkin about! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
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