Captain Avery Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 So I eventually got around to making an introduction. I keep on getting too easily distracted here. Anyways, I'm 17 and am currently serving in the British Army as a Tanks Driver and soon to be Gunner. (That is assuming I stick it I may end up transferring into the Rifles to be with my Brother). My love for Pirates admittedly came from watching the Disney Pirates of the Caribbean movies and as you can tell from my username I have a fondness for Captain Avery. Anyways erm...if you'd like more information then feel free to ask =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Now matie, did they naught tell ye that tanks to naught float? They plunge, plunge straight t' th' bottom they do!! But as a fellow tanker - WELCOME T' TH' PUB!! (aye, and they tried t' tell me tanks could naught fly either - We'll show'em lad, we'll show 'em all!!) Now quick, buy th' house a round 'befer one o' them short temper ilk arrive! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Avery Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Now matie, did they naught tell ye that tanks to naught float? They plunge, plunge straight t' th' bottom they do!!But as a fellow tanker - WELCOME T' TH' PUB!! (aye, and they tried t' tell me tanks could naught fly either - We'll show'em lad, we'll show 'em all!!) Now quick, buy th' house a round 'befer one o' them short temper ilk arrive! Haha I'll prove you all wrong TANKS WILL FLOAT...Okay I know the Challenger 2 is still somewhat effect to a certain depth, but yeah I think I should of joined the Navy XD And ohhh DRINKS ALL ROUND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Oh, well now... if ye joined th' Navy... They'll send ye after we charming pirates. An' we don't want t' b ruffin' ye up too much now. Welcome to th' Pub m' fine British friend. Hey, there be nothing too terribly sad about PotC... it got a LOT of people turning heads and supporting piracy! Heck for all we know... many pirates in the past made MANY political statements! Many of them. And aye, tis good to see Avery has a supporter. So.. since ye be new... ye be "purchasing" th' first round. And I'll be havin' m'self some... hmm... not sure what I want. I'll let ye pick, m'dear. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Avery Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Oh, well now... if ye joined th' Navy... They'll send ye after we charming pirates. An' we don't want t' b ruffin' ye up too much now. Welcome to th' Pub m' fine British friend. Hey, there be nothing too terribly sad about PotC... it got a LOT of people turning heads and supporting piracy! Heck for all we know... many pirates in the past made MANY political statements! Many of them. And aye, tis good to see Avery has a supporter. So.. since ye be new... ye be "purchasing" th' first round. And I'll be havin' m'self some... hmm... not sure what I want. I'll let ye pick, m'dear. ~Lady B Well course we could use my being in the Navy to commandeer a naval vessel An aye, I guess I'm buying the first round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Hmmm.... :::rubs chin::: So long as ye don't get caught, Mr Avery. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Damn! Jail bait..... Welcome to the Pub my young man. Hope you'll find everything to your liking and beware if you get pressed ganged here.....there's pirates there where you be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Welcome to the pub Captain Avery Now this be one way of saying ..Keep yar hands off me Rum! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Welcome Avery.. Black Anne Roberts From the great white north..looking for warmer climes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Welcome to the pub young Sir. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Welcome aboard, sah. Which part of Britain do you hail from? Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 G'day t'ya mista Avery, n'tank ya fer d'tot uv rhum. Now ...I've need t'warn ya I am none too fond of English military men given d'current (late 17th early 18th century) political situation tween England and Ireland ...however ifin yer a pyrate at eart I'm tikin I ken accept ya as one uv our own. ...know I'll be watchin ya lad! Welcome to the pub Captain Avery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Avery Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Hmmm.... :::rubs chin::: So long as ye don't get caught, Mr Avery.~Lady B Easily done, To a degree Damn! Jail bait..... Welcome to the Pub my young man. Hope you'll find everything to your liking and beware if you get pressed ganged here.....there's pirates there where you be. Haha seems like a fun place =] plus If my memory serves me well I think I was a member to this place a while ago... Welcome to the pub Captain Avery Now this be one way of saying ..Keep yar hands off me Rum! Hmm Excellent idea I shall have tanks protect my rum, alongside my giant pet crabs and camal spiders =D Welcome Avery.. Hello there =] Welcome to the pub young Sir. Thanks =] Welcome aboard, sah. Which part of Britain do you hail from? Midlands, the West Midlands to be precise. To be even further precise Telford. G'day t'ya mista Avery, n'tank ya fer d'tot uv rhum.Now ...I've need t'warn ya I am none too fond of English military men given d'current (late 17th early 18th century) political situation tween England and Ireland ...however ifin yer a pyrate at eart I'm tikin I ken accept ya as one uv our own. ...know I'll be watchin ya lad! Welcome to the pub Captain Avery haha you'll have no problem with me; theres Irish blood running in my veins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Aye, and don't they all say that! You seem to be fitting in quite nicely, Mr. Avery. We're all a nice, peaceful, law-abiding lot here — okay, so the peaceful and law-abiding is a real stretch, but we are nice, even when we're taking your shiny. So welcome to the Pub, and I'll have a glass of French bubbly, if you would be so kind. (BTW, to dispel confusion right off, which happens a lot with newcomers, I should let you know that I'm a lass, not a lad. ) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (BTW, to dispel confusion right off, which happens a lot with newcomers, I should let you know that I'm a lass, not a lad. Â ) Ya know lass ...iffin ya were ta provide a photo uv ya in garb ...errrr ...never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 No, since I don't dress in frillies & skirts, that wouldn't help either! After all, when you first saw me in garb in the Port Washington "After the Tornado" tavern pic , you still thought I was a lad! Maybe I'll have to wear a dress someday.............Nah! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Avery Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Aye, and don't they all say that! You seem to be fitting in quite nicely, Mr. Avery. We're all a nice, peaceful, law-abiding lot here — okay, so the peaceful and law-abiding is a real stretch, but we are nice, even when we're taking your shiny. So welcome to the Pub, and I'll have a glass of French bubbly, if you would be so kind. (BTW, to dispel confusion right off, which happens a lot with newcomers, I should let you know that I'm a lass, not a lad.  ) Oh I know that the only way to have fun is to break as many rules and laws as possible. Course I'll follow forum rules, its no fun if I cant tell anyone about my rule breaking =] I'm only disciplined when I need to be. Other times I'm outrageously immature. Mental age of an infant <3 (Ohh a lass 'eyy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'll have to attest and stand along side Ransom here concerning skirts and lady like nonsense and storms... THEY DON'T MIX! And I will also confirm Ransom be a she. Great lass. Hopefully, Ransom... a drink at said tavern WITHOUT the interruption of a Midwestern Hurricane. Hahaha... well said, Avery... well said! Mental age of infant? Oh, come now. It can't be that bad. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Avery Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'll have to attest and stand along side Ransom here concerning skirts and lady like nonsense and storms... THEY DON'T MIX!And I will also confirm Ransom be a she. Great lass. Hopefully, Ransom... a drink at said tavern WITHOUT the interruption of a Midwestern Hurricane. Hahaha... well said, Avery... well said! Mental age of infant? Oh, come now. It can't be that bad. ~Lady B Haha now now whats wrong with skirts hey? And ohhh I dunno, I did manage to get booted from my old job for turning my bosses office into winter wonderland with the use of Styrofoam. (In all fairness he did deserve it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Oh, I likes him! Can we keep 'im? Hmm? canwecanwecanwe!!! ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Avery Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Oh, I likes him! Can we keep 'im? Hmm? canwecanwecanwe!!! ~Lady B I will try and stay but things do get a little bit tits up for me. Hopefully if I disappear for long periods I will be coming back. Hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Tis understandable, mate. Ye do a service, a right proud one, too. :) Hats off to ye, Mr Avery. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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