Captain Avery

I will try and stay but things do get a little bit tits up for me. Hopefully if I disappear for long periods I will be coming back. Hopefully.

Haha now now whats wrong with skirts hey? And ohhh I dunno, I did manage to get booted from my old job for turning my bosses office into winter wonderland with the use of Styrofoam. (In all fairness he did deserve it).

Oh I know that the only way to have fun is to break as many rules and laws as possible. Course I'll follow forum rules, its no fun if I cant tell anyone about my rule breaking =] I'm only disciplined when I need to be. Other times I'm outrageously immature. Mental age of an infant <3 (Ohh a lass 'eyy)

Easily done, To a degree Haha seems like a fun place =] plus If my memory serves me well I think I was a member to this place a while ago... Hmm Excellent idea I shall have tanks protect my rum, alongside my giant pet crabs and camal spiders =D Hello there =] Thanks =] Midlands, the West Midlands to be precise. To be even further precise Telford. haha you'll have no problem with me; theres Irish blood running in my veins.

Well course we could use my being in the Navy to commandeer a naval vessel An aye, I guess I'm buying the first round...

Haha I'll prove you all wrong TANKS WILL FLOAT...Okay I know the Challenger 2 is still somewhat effect to a certain depth, but yeah I think I should of joined the Navy XD And ohhh DRINKS ALL ROUND.

So I eventually got around to making an introduction. I keep on getting too easily distracted here. Anyways, I'm 17 and am currently serving in the British Army as a Tanks Driver and soon to be Gunner. (That is assuming I stick it I may end up transferring into the Rifles to be with my Brother). My love for Pirates admittedly came from watching the Disney Pirates of the Caribbean movies and as you can tell from my username I have a fondness for Captain Avery. Anyways erm...if you'd like more information then feel free to ask =]