lady constance Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 salutations! aye, once was of aristocratic stock, but me fall from grace has perhaps brought out the better wit'in me....the glory of grace.. be it never endin'.... found it in me captain...a true pirate--he took if from me... aye, but me was awillin it too! been flying under him for years... and got the little ones to prove it... feelin i do b'long 'ere got the boats in the back land all the deck sqaubs needed{ be needin to tie a few to mast occasionally}{and few ready t' feed to the sea beasts occasionally} nothin like a frolick and hoistin' wit yur matey....in all life tosses yur way lady constance dare me spill me thinkin and knowin who me cap'n is? me more the likes of torture of mind i can hold over the rest... bewars. me cap'n abounds the likes of these parts....
count de monet Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 welcome to the pub i'm new here too. the pub is full of wonderful people, enjoy your stay.. a pirate for a mate ?? lacky lass..
Kenneth Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 Welcome "Without caffine, I'd have no personality at all"
Rumba Rue Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 Well Lady Constance your fall from grace certainly won't be problem here. How about telling us where your home port is and such?
Merrydeath Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 I knew a guy who fell from GRace's lap, is that the same thing? welcome to the pub, lassy! and tell Ray (my signature) to pour me a drink on your tab... newbie pays the first round, if she has a mind to! in any case, have a grand time in the pub Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Capt. Sterling Posted March 23, 2008 Posted March 23, 2008 It matters not to us, who yer captain be. Glad we are to have ye here all the same on yer own merits, Lady. Welcome to the pub! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
MadL Posted March 23, 2008 Posted March 23, 2008 Aye, welcome ta the pub Lady. *ftinging* BULLSEYE! ahrrr, pesty mosquitas... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
LadyBarbossa Posted March 23, 2008 Posted March 23, 2008 Well, I replied to ye elsewhere b'fore a proper welcome to ye here! I'd say shame on me.. but... PIRATE! And, aye, yo'r fall from grace be no issue at all. Tis what b'comes of we Ladies who associated ourselves with varied questionable company. But I'd have it no other way. Good t' have ye with th' lot o' us, Lady Constance. As I tell many others b'fore ye... ye'll find no better bunch o' scallywags and scoundrels than on this here Pub! So, do sit. Enjoy th' carousin'. Mind yo'r treasures (as they could easily be apprehended from ya). From where do ye hail, missy? ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
lady constance Posted March 23, 2008 Author Posted March 23, 2008 me hails from btween 2 mighty rivers..mississipi and missouri rivers... me a wife-loveslave domestic goddess to me cap'n me be a part time drug pusher by trade { recovery room nurse} and mum to 10... yee reads that right.... and to make it even worst, me homeschools all of the likes... and how could i be missin me manners ??.. had ye ben to me house, i would have assaulted ye with me charitable flow of liquids... { aye, an yur gullets too} serve all ye mates long island tea... gets yur tongues a waggin.. i be then knowin what resides between yore ears...the treasures to plunder within ye .... treasure that can be plundered without pain on yore parts... me be quite the talkin kind... me be quite the listenin kind.... and when yee be needin some counsel , me gives it freely i 'ave bin readin aplenty... likes all that i sees... the lot of yur kind enchants me.... though i intends to cast a spell of me own thank yee for the warm welcome enjoy the tea me mateys....tis bottomless at me house... lady constance
lady snow Posted March 23, 2008 Posted March 23, 2008 welcome to the pub, lass. i be the lady snow. i see you have a good size crew there. ray - a raspberry mead please, on the lady constance of course. please feel feree to stroll around the port. if'n you find yourself in need of refreshments - might i recommend the tsunami kate? sir william runs a fine establihment there and red cat jenny is quite the hostess. she can rustle up anything you may desire. there even be a band of cutthroat there on weekends for your pleasure. again, welcome ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
LadyBarbossa Posted March 24, 2008 Posted March 24, 2008 Ahhh, th' land b'tween two rivers, eh? Might not be all that far from ye then. I be on th' side closer t' the ol' Miss, not far from th' ports o' Dubuque an' Davenport. Good t' know there be another in th' region. 10?!?! oh, dear Lord, woman! ye need pamperin' an a rest! Oooo... I'm tempted t' swing by yo'r house t' be drowned in liquids. I pray that sometime soon we'll cross pathes, m'Lady Constance. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
oderlesseye Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 It matters not ta muah Whom ye "Capytain" be , as long as ye both under the Black flag! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Sealegs Constance Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Aye welcome to port lass and enjoy your stay. I my self have been away to long. LOL Sealegs Constance I am what I am
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