Captain Tito Posted December 16, 2003 Posted December 16, 2003 Heres to our troops in capturing Saddam. Was it me or did the guy look more like the perfect Pirate when they caught him? Maybe he should turn in his barret for a good tri-corner! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted December 16, 2003 Posted December 16, 2003 Every time I see Saddam, I think of South Park. "Heeeeeey Satan! Relaaaaaaaaaax!" My former suggested that we should force him to watch the South Park movie over and over, but that doesn't relate to the idea that the scallywag looks a bit like Blackbeard at the moment... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
RyannMacGregor Posted December 16, 2003 Posted December 16, 2003 Maybe we could braid those little incense cones into his beard and light them....would that be more like it? LOL I do love the visual of him sitting there watching South Park though.....LOL. Cheers to those who choose to serve! Captain of The Morrighan.
El Pirata Posted December 17, 2003 Posted December 17, 2003 Maybe pour gas all over him before you throw the match too. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Charlotte Doyle Posted December 17, 2003 Posted December 17, 2003 Avast, don't be insultin' the good name o' "pyrate" by givin' it to the likes o' Saddam! The filthy bilge rat be below such a title! Though I must admit he be lookin' a bit Blackbeard-ish durin' the photos o' those medical examinations, before he was given a shave . . . (And really -- I believe the perfect punishment would be to subject the guy to N*Sync music videos until he's ready to talk. He'd never make it more 'n an hour or so. 'Course, you remember the story about some dictator-type guy who was claiming sanctuary in some Embassy-type-building-something-or-other? We blasted rock music at 'im for something like a week straight until he finally surrended? Yeah. ) I am now "Captain Charlotte Savvy." Sorry for any confusion -- I'll only be making this user-name change this once! :)
Captain Tito Posted December 18, 2003 Author Posted December 18, 2003 Yah that was ol Manuel Noriega, the Pyrate of Panama! He practically begged the US to take him in, on Christmas Eve nonetheless. I think he should have to do a constant back-to-back marathon of The South Park Movie, then N*SYNC, alternating over and over again. Then if he doesn't tell us anything, we behead him like they did Blackbeard. <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
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