crow Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Happy birthday there Lass set yerself down an have a tankard or two of rum as I raise mine , my tankard that is , in your honor . And may you live to be 120 and may the last words ye hears be mine . " Slaint !" Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Feliz CumpliaƱos. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 have a redrum on me! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Arrgghhh, they sure be linin' up ta get the birthday jabs and laughs, as this be what we call a 'Pirate Roast'. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LONGEST FEATHER IN THE MAD WOMAN!!! Rumba Rue **which one of my personalities do you find offensive?** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 you go gurl! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 happy birthday Love. cabin boys for presnts Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 A lady so refined would celebrate her birthday with a glass of champaigne, a special dinner out at a fine restaraunt, a evening filled with fine entertainment and finish with a night of passion...... But.... Mad Woman Cheryl, would have a bottle of grog to wash down the shank of meat she was chewing on. Followed by getting thrown out of the strip club, and finish by knocking ol'e Bill to the ground and having her way with him just before she passes out. I doubt if Bill would want it any other way.... Happy Birthday fair lass. A December brthday is truly fitting for you as you are a person who brings light and joy to all who are lucky enough to meet you....... Flint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Happy Birthday sister!!! Fair winds and a clear throat to sing wif!!! Western Siren "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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