Zephyr Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 "beg for forgiveness, than ask for permission" Is there another way??? why, yes...... 1. pretend you've already been forgiven and don't change your behavior (works for millions world wide)... 2. creative variation..." I thought that was on even numbered Tuesdays....." 3. disbelief..."I thought you were kidddddding" 4. deafness..."what did he say?" practical with cannons involved... 5. a. privilege...."you didn't mean me..........did you?" b. make friends with someone important (gov or movies...equal power) picture in the papers with cannons, get on "Oprah" 6. confusion....(personal fav) create a three page form on your computer, fill it out by hand and send it to an imaginary office with the $20.00 check for your "Fire Cannons Anytime/Anywhere " liscense.......(keep a photocopy) 7. get Fred to assume responsibility...accompany him to the hearing and insist on a translator for him......Aaaaarrrr ye scabberousmumblemumble 8. call it a past life flash-back (likely anyway) should be a hit up there...down south (CA) it would only work in Venice ............................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 "beg for forgiveness, than ask for permission" Is there another way??? why, yes...... 1. pretend you've already been forgiven and don't change your behavior (works for millions world wide)... 2. creative variation..." I thought that was on even numbered Tuesdays....." 3. disbelief..."I thought you were kidddddding" 4. deafness..."what did he say?" practical with cannons involved... 5. a. privilege...."you didn't mean me..........did you?" b. make friends with someone important (gov or movies...equal power) picture in the papers with cannons, get on "Oprah" 6. confusion....(personal fav) create a three page form on your computer, fill it out by hand and send it to an imaginary office with the $20.00 check for your "Fire Cannons Anytime/Anywhere " liscense.......(keep a photocopy) 7. get Fred to assume responsibility...accompany him to the hearing and insist on a translator for him......Aaaaarrrr ye scabberousmumblemumble 8. call it a past life flash-back (likely anyway) should be a hit up there...down south (CA) it would only work in Venice ............................................. Sounds pretty mornal to me... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 "Hmm, ?como se dice 'normal'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 "Hmm, ?como se dice 'normal'? Normal Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 "Hmm, much better, thunk Aye wuz gonna learn a new language!!" (New invention, fireworks mortar balls in the swivel gun!!...Waaaaay kewl!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 "Hmm, much better, thunk Aye wuz gonna learn a new language!!" (New invention, fireworks mortar balls in the swivel gun!!...Waaaaay kewl!!) *being the pyro that she is*.....OOoohhhhOOOOOHhhhhh! Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Cole Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I'll take that loan of powder. It'll be easier to blast the snow away than shovel it! Captain of The Perdition "Storm" chaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 Aye, mate!!..Line uppa bunch 'o deck guns, fire 'em off together, an' melt that shit 30 feet at a time!!..Then skate on the run-off!!!.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkyns Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 (New invention, fireworks mortar balls in the swivel gun!!...Waaaaay kewl!!) Try wadding with 4 ought steel wool. Makes wicked tracer....... Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 My harbormaster's not too fond 'o the last time I tried some magnesium drill shavin's!!..But they wuz waaay kewl!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 *wonders if her travel agent still be around to book a trip to S.F.* This I've got to see! Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Aye'm still fer the mortars, but they are a friend's, an' an old crewmate, if'n she shows!!..Most likely will, tho, she's missed nary a New Year's in the last 3 or 4..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Aye'm still fer the mortars, but they are a friend's, an' an old crewmate, if'n she shows!!..Most likely will, tho, she's missed nary a New Year's in the last 3 or 4..." Now thar be a thought for ye......New Year's aboard the Royaliste. Hmmmmm. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 ............................................. Sounds pretty mornal to me... first I thought it was a combination of moral and normal....but then I realized........silly me...........musta' bin a type-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Awww, back off me typing! Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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