El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Since I didn't see one elsewhere, I hope everyone has a great Thansgiving. Remember what we all have to be thankful for and fair winds... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Zephyr Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Happy Thanksgiving to you, El Pirata and to all!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Ol' Black Jack want's ta be nice (fer once) n' wish everyone involved wit dis here board a wonderful turkey day. When all of you are gathered around the Captn's table for yer feast, please give a lil' prayer o' thanks to our men n' women over seas. Pray fer their saftey n' good hunting! Gnry Sgt. Black Jack Shalaq Heavenly father, Thank you for this day n' this feast. Thank you for allowin' me to live n' serve this wonderful country. Please continue to look after our sons n' daughters saftey in the scum infested middle east. Bless our soldiers deadly aim n' HIGH kill ratio. In other words lord, allow our troops to kill our enemies by the truck loads. In your name n' honor, amen YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 *raises her full tankard to Black Jack's prayer* Hear, Hear mate. Best of the day to each and every one of ye's that's prowls these waters. May the wind fill your sails, and bring you safe journeys. Captain of The Morrighan.
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Author Posted November 27, 2003 Ol' Black Jack want's ta be nice (fer once) n' wish everyone involved wit dis here board a wonderful turkey day. When all of you are gathered around the Captn's table for yer feast, please give a lil' prayer o' thanks to our men n' women over seas. Pray fer their saftey n' good hunting! Gnry Sgt. Black Jack Shalaq Heavenly father, Thank you for this day n' this feast. Thank you for allowin' me to live n' serve this wonderful country. Please continue to look after our sons n' daughters saftey in the scum infested middle east. Bless our soldiers deadly aim n' HIGH kill ratio. In other words lord, allow our troops to kill our enemies by the truck loads. In your name n' honor, amen Well I'll be a goose fried in chicken fat... I never knew you were one of the elite Uncle Sam's Misguided Children... May wonders never cease there Gunny. On another note, your little speal was magic to my ears. Never knew a Jarhead could write something like that... Thanks EP - the SQUID wannabe in the Army. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Author Posted November 27, 2003 While we are thinking about our families sitting around us eating to the point they feel unlively, try this little trick on them: Movie It ought to liven things up a big... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
capnwilliam Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 That wasn't a prayer, it was an unpaid political announcement! Capt. William "The fight's not over while there's a shot in the locker!"
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Author Posted November 27, 2003 Amen!!! It was both! Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 I thought it was nice.. and I"m a heathen pagan! Gods bless you all!!! I'm thankful for calm seas, prevailing winds.. and young pirate lads in really tight leather pants and bucket top boots,.... meself... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Author Posted November 27, 2003 I thought it was nice.. and I"m a heathen pagan! Gods bless you all!!!I'm thankful for calm seas, prevailing winds.. and young pirate lads in really tight leather pants and bucket top boots,.... meself... I'd be preferin young lasses in tight leather pants. *cool beans* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Paisley Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 do you know how hard it is to slice a turkey with your cutlass???? happy turkey day! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Well...that's because ye should be usin' yer dirk! Captain of The Morrighan.
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Author Posted November 27, 2003 do you know how hard it is to slice a turkey with your cutlass????happy turkey day! That's why we have fingers... Don't cut, tear... Hello... *shrugs* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 Quote; EP - the SQUID wannabe in the Army. You Mister ,was a UNITED STATES SOLDIER. A walkin' talkin' tightly wound, family sized can of death n' destruction. You fear nuthin' for you are fear itself. Besides, squids just drive the bus. It's the foot soldier who gets off it on the bad side of town. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted November 28, 2003 Author Posted November 28, 2003 Actually not was, still am to be exact. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 That wasn't a prayer, it was an unpaid political announcement! Capt. William It was a prayer......God and I had an understanding back then. I killed the bastards n' God judged their souls. In 1991 we worked out a....volume deal. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 My apology mate. And God bless you. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Capt Grey Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 Me 'n' me crew be wishin' all ye scurvey dogs a Happy Thanksgivin'. I just be wishin' them TV executives would wait fer the holiday ter end before startin' the Christmas commercials. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Nasty Kanasta Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 Hey....Everyone stuffed n' miserible wit turkey? What's for dinner tomorrow? Turkey ...again? Nasty K
El Pirata Posted November 28, 2003 Author Posted November 28, 2003 You ate turkey? I had dry Ramen noodles, ate it with my fingers too... *licks lips* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Merrydeath Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 On behalf of all the Iowa Beef producers, Eat more beef! Yes I had turkey too, and pie and taters. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
darkRose Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 I am a bit late with this....but I hope ye all had the best of days...family and friends...I read the posts that been put here..and am proud to be part o this crew.... I pray to my own God for our troops...wherever they might be...and offer a prayer for each of us here... Thank all of ye..... Now as fer lasses in skin tight leather breeches....I gots me good eye on one. Merrydeath.....it be the IOWA PORK PRODUCERS that be the fun bunch out that way.......hehe...love dem piggies.... darkRose The Enigmatic Rogue...and may always be<br /> <br /> "I kissed her... once with passion... once with love... and told her good bye"
Merrydeath Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 DRose, sure ya like de Poke chops, but around here, the piggies are smelly and a step down from the Iowa Beef Producers pets.. Love dem burgers and steaks! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
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