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A BIT OF SERIOUSNESS FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN UP


BLACK JACK SHALAQ

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I lost mine and I hope I never find it..or it finds me!

I lost 60 pounds all told last year, and I now weigh less than me 2 kids. It only took me 15 years to decide to do it.. :D I went from a size 22 to a 10.

Agreed, its better to want to lose it, then to lose it by finding Ralph sitting next to ya..

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magnolia flower, maidenhair, maitake, male fern,manna, marigold, marjoram, marshmellow, mate', mayapple, meadowsweet, melatonin, milk thistle (.......an if it isn't ye should be take'n it anyway), mistletoe, motherwort, mountain flax, mugwort, muira-puama, mustard, myrrh?

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maalox, metamucil, methysulfonylmethenemidol, mitrolan, motrin, mycelex, mycopolusaccarides,mylanta, myo-inositol......multivitimins and mineral supplements......?

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Yeah but they give you enough Motrin for you to run your own pharmacy. Kinda makes you think it's something you need for daily life, least that's their way of thinking, hence vitamin M.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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Scratchy throat, runny nose, head feels like a cannon went off in it, eyes hurt like sand in em.. I'm going back to me hammock!

ar.

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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bloody motrin?Aaarrrr won't really help ye recover much but ye will be less aware of the problem.......

I did have it in the list somewhere........ I was was gonna list meditation but thought anthing to do with thought unlikely.....used to do back office med-tech....left when the pre-paid thing became the vogue.....

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I'm feelin' alot better though I have a little sinus congestion hangin' tuff with me. But considerin' the way I felt a week ago, I'm doin' fine now. I hope I didn't pass this on to any of you guys or gals (except for maybe that Kanasta fella). :ph34r:

Black Jack

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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I called the homefront and my father has the same variety of Flu you had Black Jack.

Speaking of which, Since you are Black Jack, could we call you BJ for short?

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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I don't know what this crap runnin around is, but most of thems I work with and nearly ALL of the bothersome student types are soundin like they've treed somethin.

Me Father swore by Bourbon.

Bout ta follow his example

:huh:

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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Still feel like a side order of crap, after some gut-rolling MUSK got sprayed in me work area. Perfume please, not a marinade! Then to top it off, the cleaning staff used ammonia for the windows an me lungs are as tight as BJ's arse.

Damn stuff.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Still feel like a side order of crap, after some gut-rolling MUSK got sprayed in me work area. Perfume please, not a marinade! Then to top it off, the cleaning staff used ammonia for the windows an me lungs are as tight as BJ's arse.

Damn stuff.

Arrrree ye shure it wasn't just a musk-rat strolling through?

Aye, when I get into work in the first am after the weekend (Tuesday for me) I start up the air conditioners and all the fans no matter how cold it is. No one else seems to notice when the air is so thick you can see it. They just get headaches and act irritable for little reason............but then they are like that on a good day..... :ph34r:

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Still feel like a side order of crap, after some gut-rolling MUSK got sprayed in me work area. Perfume please, not a marinade! Then to top it off, the cleaning staff used ammonia for the windows an me lungs are as tight as BJ's arse.

Damn stuff.

Arrrree ye shure it wasn't just a musk-rat strolling through?

Aye, when I get into work in the first am after the weekend (Tuesday for me) I start up the air conditioners and all the fans no matter how cold it is. No one else seems to notice when the air is so thick you can see it. They just get headaches and act irritable for little reason............but then they are like that on a good day..... :ph34r:

I'm not gonna ask how you know............

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I called the homefront and my father has the same variety of Flu you had Black Jack. 

Speaking of which, Since you are Black Jack, could we call you BJ for short?

Well mate,

I've been called every name in the book n' been slapped afterwards. If ya wanna call me by one of my favorite sex acts (that I love to RECEIVE by the way n' NOT give....AT ALL :ph34r: ), have at it! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

BJS

PS. I hope yer pappy fairs well thru the rot!

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YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!

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I'm not gonna ask how you know............

Lucky guess an a word spoken about dresses on manly pirates..

As for the BJ... lucky guess an a word spoken bout lubes..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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