BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 I GET YELLED AT ALOT FOR USING CAPS ALL THE TIME , BUT I REALLY WANT YOU TO HEAR ME THIS TIME. I WENT TO MY DOCTOR YESTERDAY FOR MY FLU. THE DOCTOR INFORMED ME THAT THERE IS A NEW STRAIN OF FLU VIRUS IN THE USA THAT IS A RESPIRTORY FLU AND I GOT IT. FOLKS, I'M TELLING YOU TRUE THAT THIS IS NASTY SHIT AND I HAD A FLU SHOT! HERE'S THE REAL KICKER FOLKS. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT THE FLU SHOTS THAT WERE GIVEN OUT THIS YEAR WILL NOT STOP THIS STRAIN! SO IN CLOSING PEOPLE...BE EXTRA CAREFUL THIS YEAR! THE FLU SEASON HAS JUST STARTED AND IT'LL BE AN EVEN LONGER WINTER FOR YOU IF YOU CONTRACT THIS CRAP! GOOD LUCK MATES! BLACK JACK PS. WASH YER HANDS REAL GOOD AFTER READIN' DA PRIVY WALL! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Stop yelling at me.... Thanks for the tip. I already had the flu this year and luckily I was able to get sick on both coasts so I hopefully will have already been exposed to all of this years flu variences. If I have not been hopefully by the end of Pirates in Paradise on Monday I will be. Good luck with a speedy recovery. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 What?? What???? Speak up there mate. Feel better soon lad, take good care of yer self. :) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Good gods, just what I freaking need with a household and two kids! UGH! Thanks for the heads up, Jacque... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 *doles out the vitamin C to everyone, along with the vitamin R.....rum* Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I thank ya Jack and Ryann, good luck to everyone. I heard that there are 4 kids dead in CO from the flu, but no idea if its the same one. Drinks a tankard of OJ and rum, just to be sure she don't get it. Or mind if she do! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 *doles out the vitamin C to everyone, along with the vitamin R.....rum* He might as well pop some vitamin M and a bottle of Robatussin (spelling???) while he's at it for good measure. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 ou be needing vitamin e.c b, b12 and calicium. Have a Guiness and a shot of Jamersons. It may not cure, but you feel better. Sorry you be down mate. Best wishes and a speedy recovery. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil we love you.. Your GIANT F***ing Q!!! "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Arrrgh ye lost me but since it be fer Black Jack I guess it not bein a loss. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Sir, I'm amazed the virus can live in yer blood! Much less multiply! Get well soon! (stepping up me water and C/Bcomp and zinc (but not too much)...was wondering if I should put the effort into finding a place to get the shot.....I don't get sick (shouldn' t have said it....) but the news started to get me a little more concerned.....thanks for saving me the time EP...vitamin M? Ye lost me.....minerals ....... magnesium?manganese?molybdenum?.................................marshmellies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Kanasta Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Sir, I'm amazed the virus can live in yer blood! Much less multiply! Get well soon! (stepping up me water and C/Bcomp and zinc (but not too much)...was wondering if I should put the effort into finding a place to get the shot.....I don't get sick (shouldn' t have said it....) but the news started to get me a little more concerned.....thanks for saving me the time EP...vitamin M? Ye lost me.....minerals ....... magnesium?manganese?molybdenum?.................................marshmellies? This Black Jack Fella.....Who the heck is he? They allow infected tyrants on the here board? Nasty k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 Sir, I'm amazed the virus can live in yer blood! Much less multiply! Get well soon! (stepping up me water and C/Bcomp and zinc (but not too much)...was wondering if I should put the effort into finding a place to get the shot.....I don't get sick (shouldn' t have said it....) but the news started to get me a little more concerned.....thanks for saving me the time EP...vitamin M? Ye lost me.....minerals ....... magnesium?manganese?molybdenum?.................................marshmellies? This Black Jack Fella.....Who the heck is he? They allow infected tyrants on the here board? Nasty k NK, To answer yer first question. Who am I?....I'm trouble. Second question...Yes, They allow tyrants on this here post....yer here. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 That flu is probably what I have. I haven't ever recovered fully from the kidney infection and flu like symtoms have been prevlent for way too long with me. I'm calling my doctor on Friday and try and get in. I've tried for THREE MONTHS to get a flu shot, but my clinic keeps saying they don't have any!!! No wonder I'm sick!! RumbaRue ** ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 EP...vitamin M? Ye lost me.....minerals ....... magnesium?manganese?molybdenum?.................................marshmellies? You'd have to be in the Military to undersand Vitamin M. None of the above. It's the cure-all the military doctors use to treat a minor hang-nail to open-heart surgery. Good ole Vitamin M, that and a bottle of Robatussin, who could ask for more??? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Sounds like some general purpose, super industrial strength stuff! Guess if it didn't kill ya...they kept ya around a few more years. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Ye be already surrendered about the real name??? I swear yer going to kick yerself when ye sees it. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Now I have to know... none of the ex-military hotties I ever dated would ever tell me either... and I"ve sampled from all the branches... Do tell "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 OH....it be a riddle...well, now that the game is on.....i'll get to ye. Course, I'd like to think it be M for Morgan, as in Captain....but knowing ye...it might be Midol. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Nope Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Alrighty....hang-nail....open-heart surgery....sounds like some sort of painkiller. Perhaps something in a slight greenish color? Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Nope you guessed in in YM. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 LOL...I won't post it....let some other's have a gander at it. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 But I be thinking we're the only two people here. Guess we be the lonely ones on Turkey Day. Here's to ya lass. *raises a cup o Joe* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Here's mud in yer eye. *drinks her hot butter'd rum* Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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