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well, well, well......if it ain't the old scurvy dog hisself, washed up by the ocean's tides floppin round like a drunk fish, threatenin to horrify the rest o us lowly ones by 'is shaken about wi' 'is impressions o what constitutes dancin....o merciful gods take pity on us...spare our eyes this ghastly o sights, or bless us sinners wi' a new cask o the best rum, the better to not see this flailin about like a fly stuck on a needle, ....

aye, but mister richards it does warm the very cockles o me own heart to sees that scraggly quagmire ye calls a mug in the pub agin.....

so what mischief are ye abouts now?..... n doesn't ye owes ol mick 'ere a drink?....n none o that cheap swill ye doles out to the women or those losers most in desperate need of stern sobriety.

Ray, my man, get me a jar o your best n ye can be puttin it on mister richards here account..... :lol:

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Just then, Billy wobbles in, sees Merry dancin' with Richards, and feels a pang 'o jealosy, although Merry doesn't seem to know Billy exists. If Bill would only stop drinking long enough to propose a consort. Sigh

Capt. William Bones

Then he rapped on the door with a bit of stick like a handspike that he carried, and when my father appeared, called roughly for a glass of rum. This, when it was brought to him, he drank slowly, like a connoisseur, lingering on the taste, and still looking about him at the cliffs and up at our signboard.

"This is a handy cove," says he, at length; " and a pleasant sittyated grog-shop. Much company, mate?"

My father told him no, very little company, the more was the pity.

"Well, then," said he, "this is the berth for me."

Proprietor of Flags of Fortune.

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Billy ye rascal.. I tried to email you and it came back as unknown. I guess you were so busy it just ran out of steam!

Arthur, dear, you can dance a step or two with me anytime, and most times. Dance hall? call it that I guess, but I thought of it as dismemberment determent! lol dance around and miss the swords practise.

hums a tune about bubbles..

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Billy, plenty of fine looking womens to dance with! Grab a hand and join in, and RAY!! open a keg of Sailor Jerry... its a might chilled tonight.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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