Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

This co-ed volunteer group I belong to has decided to have a baby shower for one of the really active members. I expect it will be unlike most traditional baby showers, but it will still be a shower. (I've not yet attended a "traditional" baby shower...thank God.)

I've had to attend two wedding showers in my life: my own (all that pain and suffering endured [er, I'm talking about the shower] only to wind up divorced) and a "couples" shower put on by a friend. It actually wasn't that bad, but it also wasn't that good. It had some of those fool games that seem to go with these affairs, although not quite nearly at the scale of the other one I went to.

They're just so...saccharine or something to me. Silly contests, enforced gift-giving, loads of nattering chatter... I've actually cornered some of my female friends and gotten candid responses from them about this whole thing and most of them seem to hate showers. (Sampling population = about 6. Std. deviation unknown.) Yet they feel compelled to attend them anyhow.

Am I missing something here? Is there a good reason for continuing to do these events that the attendees seem to dislike?

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?"

gallery_1929_23_24448.jpg

  • Replies 61
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted

Agreed ~ I hate attending showers. Weddings are a close second. Too many unfamiliar people who I must make small talk with, knowing I will most likely never see them again. So it is very awkward.

MDtrademarkFinal-1.jpg

Oooh, shiny!

Posted

Ugh, baby showers. Cringe. Saccharine, that's a good way to describe them. I would have said mind numbing.

I had a luau in place of a baby shower for my little swab. Skip the "ohhing & ahhing" over baby junk and give me roast pig and pina coladas anyday! :blink:

"If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777

Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog

Posted
give me roast pig and pina coladas anyday! :blink:

Um... yup, that's pretty much my philosphy of life in general!

Huzzah! B)B)

pirate-jenny-text.jpg
Posted

Aye, I was invited t' a shower once. Ye'd think me alone wit' over thirty women, I'd be fine... Nope, I walked in an was paraded through, gave a couple hugs, dropped the gift and ran! I believe showers are best left t' the ladies.

Posted

Depends on the lady. I put traditional wedding and baby showers up there with Tupperware parties.

Tales of the Seven Seas will be having a very non-traditional baby shower for one of our pirates (can you guess the theme?) at the Queen Bess and the Pyrate faire in May.

RHJMap.jpg

Posted

Showers are rather dull, wedding or baby. I think if they were just a group of close friends, and you weren't compelled against your will to play those stupid games, it'd be okay. But sitting in a room for hours with people I mostly don't know anyway, and watching somebody open up packages of onesies isn't much fun.

Weddings and babies, on the other hand, are great.

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear, and life stands explained." --Mark Twain

Posted

Yeah, I'm not a fan of ether one of those. I've gone to more baby showers than wedding ones tho. And of course, at some point, someone always has to say to me, "so, when will we have a baby shower for you Christine?" I flat out tell them that will never happen. Being a mom is not for me and some people need to realize that. Being married is also not my thing either. And these showers are quite corny. The one friend I thought was just going to be something small with a group of us for her baby shower. But then more of her family showed up and then their friends and all this nuttiness! I didn't stay too long, couldn't wait to get out of there. :blink:

christinebarbossagy7.jpg
Posted

Hopefully we'll be skipping the showers, but with any luck, I'll be an uncle two times over very soon. My older sister is in Russia (and the reasons she's doing it there rather than here could fill a short book) right now meeting the two little girls (ages three and four, by the time all the paperwork will be done) she's been in the process of adopting for some time now.

If all goes according to plan, she'll be coming home next week, then two or three of us will be flying back in another month or so to bring 'em back.

I'm scratching a stay and touching wood and keeping fingers crossed -- the whole process has been pretty rough on her, but maybe things are going her way finally.

And no kids for us, I'm just gonna be the crazy -- I mean, eccentric -- uncle that dresses strangely and spoils 'em. :lol:

sig2.jpg
Posted

Never been to one, never plan to be.

They're good for friends who like to chatter aimlessly and fill spaces on their social calendars.

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

Posted

I've only been to several showers in my life (both Baby and Wedding) I can tell you they were not what I expected.

Even my own wedding shower was 'luke warm', and I am not afraid to admit it. There was only one baby shower that I attended within the last five years that I really enjoyed. The Mom to be was really cool...and so was her family.

So my over response to showers in general....No thanks, I'll send a gift.

photo-2975.jpg?__rand=0.71617700+1286403
Member of "The Forsaken"

Posted

Hmm.. showers scare th &*^% outta me. Small talk with a bunch of women? :o Help!!!! 5 minutes and I'm outta things to say. Give me a room full of men and I'll socialize to no end..and it's not a boy/girl flirty thing at all. Dunno just easier. Grew up with 2 brothers. Anyway I would make an exception for the women here at the pub :lol: never met so many cool ladies. Huzzah!

I would have a non traditional shower..if I had one...something on the beach..nice but no fake smiles and 19 blenders you need to return. I'd want everyone tp remember what a good time they had. Or maybe a retro luau pajama party ohh that would be fun.

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

Posted

Never been sure who thought up the idea of a shower, but htey should be drawn and quartered. Tis better to have close friends togethr fro a picnic or Bull shite session, but to each thier own be. :lol:

Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service

Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench

First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire

Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string

Posted

Showers used to make more sense. It was a way to get the new couple or the new parents started off with all the essentials ("Here, you're gonna need this...") for their previously non-existent household.

Nowadays, it is common for a couple to come to a relationship with two entire established households' worth of goods.

No idea where the goofy party games came in, though. The person responsible for that should be quarantined and made to play the damned things for eternity. "Okay, am I animal, vegetable, or mineral?"

Posted

Wedding showers? Baby showers? BORing. Hell, I'd rather go to the guys batchelor party.

But, a nice roudy wedding reception is a whole nuther story! Let the dancing, eating and drinking begin! :lol:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

Posted
Wedding showers? Baby showers?  BORing.  Hell, I'd rather go to the guys batchelor party.

That's would be every bride t' be's worst nightmare, Ransom attendin' their intended's bachelor party!

Would hav killed my chances fer marital bliss, but wot a party!

Posted

Yes, what a party indeed. ^_^:lol:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

Posted

I took a shower today.....it was rather nice..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

Posted
:unsure::lol::lol:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

How was YOUR last shower? :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

Posted

Yipeeee! I managed to get me an' Boats out of the baby shower for his niece.

As I told them, sorry we don't do baby showers.... we'll send a card with a gift card for some store. :P

Posted

I never jumped into this topic before because I read the title and thought it was about Showering...and I'm a big fan of taking showers.

But now I see it's about Wedding and Baby showers, perhaps the most cruel and unusual torcher in the world. The only thing worse than a shower is planning one. If you want to see a group of women fall into fighting in 5 seconds or less tell them to plan a traditional bridal shower together. Someone always is a control freak, several people are always complete slackers, and one or two people wind up busting there hump making sure all the control freak's demands are met.

That's not to say I 've never had fun planning a shower, I've just had enough bad experiences to make me wary of them. I've been a bridesmaid 5 times now! I'm practically a professional.

I also have dealt with what Christine mentioned. There is always someone at showers who feels the need to point out that by being unmarried and childless that I have some sort of problem. That is so obnoixous!!!! If there are going to be a bunch of people giving me grief then I insist that there be booze at the shower!

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...
&ev=PageView&cd%5Bitem_id%5D=10543&cd%5Bitem_name%5D=Showers&cd%5Bitem_type%5D=topic&cd%5Bcategory_name%5D=Beyond Pyracy"/>