Zephyr Posted November 9, 2003 Posted November 9, 2003 Aye, I'm hopeful of importuning the irrepressible and erudite Captain Barquentine to share the verbage of his many travels and tautomological skills with those of us who be not so gifted by nature in expressing ourselves in a manner so abundantly scurrilious.....but e' seems pre-occupied lately with press'n health matters (an' we all know nothin be more important than yer health after plunder......rum..........ale................companionship...........anyway..... .....). So I'm ask'n ye mates to put forth yer favored Pyratical imprecations....and if ye have none.....then stir yer turgid rum saturated pox lesioned grey matter incite yer ______.......neurons... The Pyatical Thesaurus of Vile Verbosity........ ........ye get no points for "berps"..........no points at all....................unless they be artful.................
Barquentine Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 Arr thar be some stories an such in a mind pickled by sea salts! need a drink farst! " tis an ill wind that blows no man any good."
Zephyr Posted November 10, 2003 Author Posted November 10, 2003 Arr thar be some stories an such in a mind pickled by sea salts! need a drink farst! do not tell me Sir that ye are reachin for a drink........I never pictured yer hand without one..........yer good hand that is............not the one that ye injured..........well.......................I'm certain ye don't want to talk about that............................................................................ ...............................................................................
Zephyr Posted November 10, 2003 Author Posted November 10, 2003 Arr thar be some stories an such in a mind pickled by sea salts! need a drink farst! do not tell me Sir that ye are reachin for a drink........I never pictured yer hand without one..........yer good hand that is............not the one that ye injured..........well.......................I'm certain ye don't want to talk about that............................................................................ ...............................................................................
Barquentine Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 Well miss it's me leg thats off an thar'll be those 'll tell ye that I've got a habit of not finishing stories do to the pain in aforementioned aperture. But any story as makes it into yer thready gots my stamp of approval " tis an ill wind that blows no man any good."
Zephyr Posted November 10, 2003 Author Posted November 10, 2003 I'm to understand then.....that ye be so pained as to not take up the professorship....sorry I am to hear that Sir and on both counts...(I'm imagine'n it pains yer appendage too......)....ye have the greatest protean proclivity for unprosaic proclamation of my experience.......... Aye, maybe just as well, the crewmajority hereabouts seems unlikely or unneeding for such..... thar seems to be an echo.....
Rosalinda Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 aforementioned aperture. aforementioned appendage.
Darkmalkin Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Yes, an aperture is an opening, or a hole.....ewww. The Pyromaniac Pirate
Rosalinda Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Yes, indeed. Described by Websters as follows: A usually adjustable opening in an optical instrument, such as a camera or telescope, that limits the amount of light passing through a lens or onto a mirror. Argh.
crow Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 I am assuming the aforementioned aperture is not designed to allow the passing of light sunlight in particular. But is used fer passing something less socially agreeable. Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . "
Zephyr Posted November 20, 2003 Author Posted November 20, 2003 my thoughts were straying that way also...but not for long...... awful place ta' get a wound... bending to load the cannon? Dropped 'is cutlass?
the Royaliste Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 :) "I'll just skip it an' go back to drinkin'..Ain't seen an apeture yet that weren't trouble"..... Pours, Then drinks...
the Royaliste Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 "Oh, yeah, ye're supposed to take the steamers outta the shells, eh?
Blind Rhoid Pyle Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Well miss it's me leg thats off Well, Zephyr, I guess ye be savin' a lot o' pink nail polish! I knows some folks what be a pain in the aperture, meself. I tries to avoid 'em whene're it's possible.
Zephyr Posted November 23, 2003 Author Posted November 23, 2003 funny that I didn't notice it when we be paint'n 'is toesies.....did I paint the one foot twice? Aaarr rum and nail polish fumes...apparently they don't mix well.......was it rum I was drinkin?...nay you'd never remember either..... I were too busy wait'n fer some one to when I said a PINK.... Some a' the "pains" in me life be the most highly amusing too..... I can never quite get rid a' them....too much entertainment value they inspires me........ta' grow and learn
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