Redd Oktober

Aye a pattern to be found at Jas.Townsend be fairly easy, and mighty comfortable. Here's the pair I made.

I used to wear black, drop front breaches aboard ship...but found the crotch would rip every time I had to man the riggin. These move much nicer, and they're so airy.

Technically, yer supposed ter wear them OVER yer breeches...but in the days of global warmin'...that just ain't smart...esp. if'n ye be in Arizona.

1.Treasure Island (Disney version, with Robert Newton)

2. Pirates of the Caribbean

3. Yellowbeard

Not really a pirate ship...but the Vasa was pretty...BEFORE SHE SANK!

BTW...I be Swedish...does that count?

I managed to get the main theme from the soundtrack stuck in Royaliste's head. Nuthin's funnier that having Gary hum the tune, and then throw sumthin' at me head shoutin' "Damn ye Redd! I've got that f***ing tune stuck in me head!"

Aye....

Never Mess With Iron Bess

and her Diligent Pub Pyrates!

We could make a stencil and then airbrush it onto a beige shirt with the proper color of blue...just so it'll look like a giant tattoo.

I'd actually bid fer the crap that Disney scared out of him, just ter have a disgusting piratical trophy. OOP! What a minute! Why buy it, when I can make a FAKE one myself and sell it on eBay!

Back in the home port...she never were one much fer piracy.

*Redd comes to from his unconcious state. He begins to claw his way towards the door, shoutin' "I may be a perverted salt, but I be a married man!"*

Damn and blast! Yer makin' it necessary, even more so, fer Redd ter pack his duffel and go sailing eastward!

*Redd applauds the goings on...and then realizes that he's hanging onto rope and falls into the shrubbery below.*

CRASH!

Redd's never really been the clever one.

*Tosses grappling hook up onto window sill to get a better look.*

Sad, but true. It be the nature of the entertainment industry. Fakes and pirates alike just flood the world of props and prop-making. I got tired of even trying to collect authentic pieces from films...too easy to fake, and too many fakes.

I be certainly interested.

It might be a little bit of an investment...but as far as the tattoos are concerned, ye might look into buying a small airbrush set with some liquid acrylic paint. There are some VERY nice stencil available out there...and, if you do a little research on laser cutting, you might be able to find a place that does custom ones. Such tattoos are unique, and can sometimes be more authentic looking than a shiney, four-color-process emblem stuck ter yer skin.

I need to spread the word about this, since some of my dearest friends and relatives are involved.

It's the Northern California Renaissance Faire (formerly..the Renaissance Pleasure Faire).

There's far to much information for me to post in one go...so, I'll be brief and just send you here instead!

AHOOOY, CAPTAIN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YE...Let not age ever be a factor for ye (cause' there be times when yer energy make me look old )

Question is...be there any men's underthings that turn the ladies heads...oh should one settle fer the "welcome aboard" tattoo?

Aye....red sashes and black dashes do tend ter be the general pirates' "lil' black dress"...don't it?

That would be cool....Things are heating up over here (enthusiasm-wise) for an educational/interactive project...CENTERED ON PIRATES...So I really appreciate the help.

MORE LATER!

Ahoy all!

Redd here...Me and me faithful (flea infested) monkey Domino, would like ter ask if anyone (in their pirate travels) have crossed paths with any professional (or, at least, extremely serious in their hobby) pirate historians / history authors?

Well...some of ye may remember a while back, that Redd were tryin' ter put together a live action footage-based video game. Things have changed a little bit...and me employers be pointin' me trowards a more educational course. So, I need ter see if'n I kin contact some historians fer interviews and such like. So I thought I'd put me feelers out.

-Redd

There were a festival!?! By the sweaty jowels o' Bartholemew Roberts! I'm sorry I never got ter go!

Give me a billowing girl with a pulsing shirt and then we're really going to have to invest in a mop.

Blast! I 'ave gots ter get me out ter the east coast.

CHUM! (it works on soooo many levels)