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Poopdeck Pappy

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  1. I keep the dog, eat the parrot (it's tasty not as tasty as Bald Eagle but I make do), however, I have other plans for the monkey which does not cost me any of my food or water. Monkeys always no where fresh water is but they will never take you to it, unless you make them. So I drag a heavy log out to the center of the beach and tie the monkey to it; then I give him nothing but sea water for two days. When I finally cut him loose he takes off leading me to his supply of fresh water.
  2. My three items were: Item #1 Water Item #2 some way of starting a fire (matches, lighters, and etc..) Item #3 Over-proof Rum (It will help keep the water drinkable and it's good for sterilizing wounds.) Right off the bat my three items come in handy: the rum cleans and sterilizes my wounds, I'm able to start a fire, and water for drinking. I choose the rapier with a ruby pummel
  3. Brandy makes you randy, Gin makes you sin, Whisky makes you frisky, and Rum....Rum makes you
  4. Item #1 Water Item #2 some way of starting a fire (matches, lighters, and etc..) Item #3 Over-proof Rum (It will help keep the water drinkable and it's good for sterilizing wounds.)
  5. I crew for L.A.M.I. (Los Angeles Maritime Institute) aboard the Exy & Irving Johnson, twin brigantines, and I have been sailing recreational crafts for 25 years.
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