Surfer Joe

You called?

^ ^Mostly I sleep on the beach

^ I always cook over an open fire.

< Oh, and Jenny, here's your Bond-girl knife back. Thanks for letting me borrow it.

V Favourite secret agent?

Onion Rings

Roller blader having to swerve to avoid a large dead raccoon on the side of the road.

Neighbours' houseguest from Montreal

Eduardo, the cabana boy -- Where the hell did he get to? I'm parched!

^Likes cognac and has petals in her hair.

Peg-leg Jack

http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/lyrics/pe...g_leg_jack.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmmBL5-Nzm8

Surf Pirates:

^Some of my hobbies are a bit twisted, but they're definitely not for kids!

< Pass the poi, please.

V Do you surf?

As Surfer Joe skims over the waves on his surfboard, he sees a seal gliding through the water ... or... is it a woman swimming?

giant Marlin fish, with...

Pass the POI!

Butterfly Shrimp

Plastic frogs

Kiwi Elliot

Eduardo the cabana boy