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^ I put them off indefinitely.
< Why procrastinate when you can surf instead?
V What task have you been avoiding lately?
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"It takes a fast car, lady, to lead a double life!"
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Surfing with Brian Wilson in his bathrobe:
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^ Mostly fish ... unless we need wild boar for the luau
< Hester loves wild game
V Most exotic thing you've ever eaten?
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Belushi
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Jenny's a fabulous party planner! Bring on the luau!
And I've actually enjoyed all the wedding showers I was invited to. The women kept asking me to dance and tucking one-dollar bills into the waistband of my surf shorts.
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Nah, I was the one in the gorilla suit -- didn't you recognize me?
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sarong
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I'd like to dedicate this song to Hester and Red Cat Jenny:
"Mermaids" by Paul Weller:
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My daemon is a marmoset named Verian:
Geez, I was expecting something a bit more ... well, aquatic! And intimidating ... like a baracuda or a manta ray.
Not sure how I'm gonna explain to Hester that I have a tiny little monkey on my back... guess I've been "Surfin' on Heroin" too often:
That's what you get for hanging out with punk bands at a beach party:
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seaweed & Zog's Sex Wax:
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Saturday now ... and Mad Matt never appeared with those Corona ... so I guess Hester and I will have to go to the liquor store today. Can't let the key limes go lonely!
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Very suave ... so Hester tells me.
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I try to avoid random thoughts when I'm meditating -- trying to reach the Zen state atop a wave.
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The Only ___s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3vd6lL_uec
(Yeah, honey, that was me in the racecar, not Frankie Avalon.)
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Coconut -- a normal one without a message inside
Really wicked surf rolling in
Miss Rosy Palm (she's a double agent, y'know)
Eduardo (he's up to something!)
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^Pretty much whatever I like. The UNCLE spy organization doesn't micro-manage its Double-Oh operatives.
< Could really use some breakfast. I wonder if that coconut Hetha found is edible?
V Passing on the Q -- What do you get away with at work?
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Brad Pitt in sequins
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^is flirting with Brad Pitt in drag
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Do you have a hidden secret identity as an actress, Jenny? That mermaid in the Jollyship video looked awfully familiar, don't ya think?
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**** _________ by Babyshambles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0QWTHKeezQ
(Seriously, how are we supposed to keep this thread clean with prompts like that?)
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^Shark-surfing
< Geez, Matt sounds worse than Eduardo
V Passing on the Q...
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^Drunken Pyromaniac (i.e. Sheppey Pirate)
W.A.G.-word association game
in Beyond Pyracy
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