Surfer Joe

ferris wheels

^ I put them off indefinitely. < Why procrastinate when you can surf instead? V What task have you been avoiding lately?

"It takes a fast car, lady, to lead a double life!"

Surfing with Brian Wilson in his bathrobe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtQD0uXIfuQ

^ Mostly fish ... unless we need wild boar for the luau < Hester loves wild game V Most exotic thing you've ever eaten?

Belushi

Jenny's a fabulous party planner! Bring on the luau! And I've actually enjoyed all the wedding showers I was invited to. The women kept asking me to dance and tucking one-dollar bills into the waistband of my surf shorts.

Nah, I was the one in the gorilla suit -- didn't you recognize me?

sarong

I'd like to dedicate this song to Hester and Red Cat Jenny: "Mermaids" by Paul Weller:

My daemon is a marmoset named Verian: Geez, I was expecting something a bit more ... well, aquatic! And intimidating ... like a baracuda or a manta ray. Not sure how I'm gonna explain to Hester that I have a tiny little monkey on my back... guess I've been "Surfin' on Heroin" too often: That's what you get for hanging out with punk bands at a beach party: http://www.myspace.com/forgottenrebelsmusic

seaweed & Zog's Sex Wax:

Saturday now ... and Mad Matt never appeared with those Corona ... so I guess Hester and I will have to go to the liquor store today. Can't let the key limes go lonely!

Very suave ... so Hester tells me.

I try to avoid random thoughts when I'm meditating -- trying to reach the Zen state atop a wave.

The Only ___s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3vd6lL_uec (Yeah, honey, that was me in the racecar, not Frankie Avalon.)

Coconut -- a normal one without a message inside Really wicked surf rolling in Miss Rosy Palm (she's a double agent, y'know) Eduardo (he's up to something!)

^Pretty much whatever I like. The UNCLE spy organization doesn't micro-manage its Double-Oh operatives. < Could really use some breakfast. I wonder if that coconut Hetha found is edible? V Passing on the Q -- What do you get away with at work?

Brad Pitt in sequins

^is flirting with Brad Pitt in drag

Do you have a hidden secret identity as an actress, Jenny? That mermaid in the Jollyship video looked awfully familiar, don't ya think?

For breakfast, Pew?

**** _________ by Babyshambles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0QWTHKeezQ (Seriously, how are we supposed to keep this thread clean with prompts like that?)

^Shark-surfing < Geez, Matt sounds worse than Eduardo V Passing on the Q...

^Drunken Pyromaniac (i.e. Sheppey Pirate)