BLACK JACK SHALAQ

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:angry: ROTTEN , GREEZY, GRIMY, BUZZARD GUTS!......with da feathers on...........Geeez whata stupid thread....PATTY OL" MATE! flog the kurd who came up wit this !!!! STILL A BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED PANTY WAISTS AROUND HERE!!!! BPLGHHHHHH!

:angry: ...HEE HEE n' HAR HAR....SNICKER atta boy pat!

...TA YOU SWABS ME NAME IS "SIR"! AND YA BETTER BARK IT OUT WHEN YA SEZ IT TOO!!!

..........Patrick kin call me..."Full of s***"!

........SNICKER, SNICKER.....YOU KILL ME PAT! oh...um...

I BE PURTIE MUCH A FAN OF ALL SEVEN ACTUALLY.

SO, WHAT OF IT?

WELL. THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT COMES TO MIND AT THE PRESENT IS....PLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBPPPPHHHHHT!

........SIGH.........APPARENTLY THIS SITE STILL HAS TOO MUCH BUBBLE GUM AND COTTON CANDY IN IT! IT USE TO BE AN AWESOME CUT THROAT AND IN YER FACE PLACE!...............sigh.................

OH WELL. I GUESS I'LL BE SHOVIN' OFF AGAIN. I'LL BE MAKIN' PORT FROM TIME TO TIME TO SEE IF THIS PLACE GREW A HAIRY PAIR OR NOT.

BJS

Well Lad,

Ya got da right idea! And take it from ol' Black Jack, Hang overs do pass in due course!

BJS

Th' idea is not to miss....

With Flintlock guns, you only get one shot befor ya gotta re-load......

NOW DATS A FACT OF TRUTH PAT OL' MATE!

OL' BLACK JACK WILL PROBABLY MISS ALL DA MODERN MEDICAL WONDERS DAT CLEARS MY ROT n' BURNIN' DRIPS (if ya knows what I means). mercury n' a pewter syringe just ain't my cup o tea....

ATTA BOY PAT!

read? ARE YOU OUTTA YER BRAIN PAN? THE SUMMER IS FER PILLAGIN' n' PLUNDERIN'!!!! IT'S A LONG COLD WINTER IN DRY DOCK! YA BEST BE OUT THAR MAKIN' A CROOKED LIVIN' BUSTER! ya wuss!

HEAR TO YA BARNICAL INFESTED, RUDDER ROTTED, SLIME SUCKIN'BILGE BUCKET!

YA SHOULD BE DOWN RIGHT BELLY CRAWLIN' ASHAMED OF YERSELF MISTER!

AN UNGUARDED SHIP JUST ACHIN' TA BE TAKEN!..........geeeeez..ya wuss!

I EITHER WANNA FIGHT OR FU**. AND I DON'T CARE WHICH! WHAT OF IT?

SNOW! TONS &TONS & TONS OF THE CRAP!

I fer one like BLACK JACKS signature pic.

All pirates should remember to pack a lunch.

-CS-

Aye matey,

She's a tasty tidbit! Sweaty yet satisfying

I must say that "Fire Fly" is an awesome show and movie. We have the whole set on DVD. We hope they can find a network to air them soon

The smell of a naked wench on a bed of crisp $100 dollar bills!

Good thing ye said....

I 8nt skeerd of nuttin'!

and not "I ain't worried bout nothin'.........."

Because we be startin' to run short o' rum right now......

We gotta go pillagin' a bit more fer them nessicary supplies we do.......

Other than that....

welllll...

I can't remember wot.....

I think it has somethin' ter do wit why th' rum be in short supply right now.........

Anyway...... tyme ter go a pilligin'.... an some other things were suppose ter do when we be pillligin'...................

Somethin' bout burnin'.....

and......

OH YAH.... I REMEMBR.....

...yer killin' me mate.....just killin' me!

Well, ARE there any other pirate forums?

Sure. I know there is a historical pirate site at www.piratesinfo.com. (Last I was there, they were even stricter than we are here.) They don't talk about re-enacting much. It seems to me that NQG has forums on their site, but I've never visited there.

Or - here's a really radical thought - you could try this:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...rum&btnG=Searchhttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...rum&btnG=Search

I must say that it's been my experience that sites with no moderation where anything goes tend to be so chaotic and attack-oriented that they're not quite the panacea that many folks think they will be. But that's just been my experience. (If you find such a site, all I can tell you is that you better sharpen your wits...)

Ah.....Me wits are as sharp as me tongue......

I 8nt skeerd of nuttin'!

Hello, Jackie-boy...

Oh Mary Mary Mary!!!

Yer a breath of fresh air you are! I be assumin' da bloke in da pic wit cha would be yer betroed bunk mate ay? He be very lucky ta be yer cabin boy! Yer a lil' HOTTIE lassie, wit or witout diamonds!

Ah well....Ol' Black Jack be at yer service fer any of yer dirty deeds needin'......takin' care of.

" Thars honor among thieves as long as ya keep yer paws whar I kin see 'em"!

"Black Jack Shalaq"

  It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be  someone I kin agitate? .............sigh .....

I think that's the point. You've agitated um so much, they're avoiding you. So much for the life of the junk-yard dog!

................sigh.................

It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be someone I kin agitate? .............sigh .....

The count Dracul "The Impailer"!

  Oh, I think Jack prides himself on being a pestilence...

Welcome back, Jack!   And, what did happen to your bondage signature?

I didn't even notice it was gone....I'll get that pic up on my signature PDQ mate!

Under yer skin fer fun n' profit

Black Jack