Cpt. Alva

It is a proven, and verifiable fact, that the moment a rum bottle is uncorked, uncapped, unscrewed, disembunged, or otherwise opened, that the alcohol inside begins to evaporate.......

this, combined with an entire crew of rummed up scalawags can lead to depleted rum stores, but fantastic stories of what the lightweights did while inebriated......

this is why it is advisable to drink it all as quickly as possible, because either way, it's gonna be gone before you know it......it never lasts

This is my Garb....a passable pirate, I bought the Wesket, and Hat at the event.......The girls are my (soon to be) Stepmom, and Stepsister

Pictures are from the Great Trails Festival, of Malvern Ohio, over Labor Day Weekend

Me By My Lonesome

At a Friend's Camp, before I bought my new hat

Oh, finally, on a related note, you've all got fine wives.....anybody interested in trading one for a decent gun?, it fires almost half the time, and was rumored to be blessed by a cantankerous young priest.........

Shackled a drunk to his bed, then took said bed and placed it upon two porta-privies