I was going to be a Spider Lady, but changed me mind.
I, o' course, will be a PirateSSe. My husband is going to be me male counterpart.
But, when I was considerin' the Spider Lady idea, I made up a poem..
"Step into my parlor", said the Spider to th' Fly
and we shall pass the day away, together, you and I.
We will talk and chant and cuss
just th' both of us
but you will learn not just by chance
nor circumstance, not even happenstance,
that you will see, but not with glee,
your journey ends with me.