Black Bess

Insatiable

"Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground...." (YMCA, in case anyone's wondering... :) )

Wayne Brady

^ Jazz, but I do like Blues. < I'm a sucker for puppies. Who isn't? V Tolkien or Kipling?

Gambler

May good winds give ye a safe journey, mate. Many thanks for yer help.

Falcon

Well built

Rugged

"Stop blowing 'oles in my ship!"

Punctured

Tainted

Blistering

Putrid

Oh, dear me! Please, accept my heartfelt apologies. Go on if ye wish..

That sounds oddly familiar. And, at your request, I shan't encourage you. It's terrible. Stop with the poems.

Oh yes, I can see the critics now! You can most definetly become a word-class poet. :) Do go on.

"Why is the Rum gone?"

'Tis a good start, Phil. Keep it going! I'm thinking best seller! :)

Torture

Cannibalistic

I've been searching all over the internet for a decent bio about Christopher Moody. He's not listed in my book of pirates, though his flag is. Everywhere I look on the internet, I only find a brief description of his flag, and other unsatisfactory answers, such as a bio about Jesse Mcartney. So, since I'm incapable of finding good results, I'm going to make others do the work for me. If anyone stumbles across information concerning Mr. Moody, I'd be pleased.

Gold digger

Very nice. But try this... "Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive...." No no.... "Concerning hobbits...." Wait... "Renowned curator Jacques Sauniere staggered through...." Nope, sorry.

Thar be truth in what ye say. Mayhaps ye can write...a...a prolouge!