Well, only the fine ladies such as yerself.
All everyone else gets is a slap on the back, and an offer of taking yer money from ye!
And before ye ask, yes, there are numerous pirates named "Bess"
Heh.
Iron Bess, Black Bess, Red Bess...I'm sure there are plenty more!
*Steps off soap-box. However in this case, it appers to be a rum box!*
Welcome to th' pub, lady!