Capt. Lasseter, twas not I that told Syren to slip under and blow bubbles and we all know what were to happen if I were so bold as to ...ahem... pull her up out of the tub! and then again it could be Barcelona all over again...
maybe...
Umm Silkie, m'dear, to which captain were ye addressing yer back washing question? Although after PiP and that splendid back rub... certainly wouldn't mind returnin the favor..