Capt. Sterling

She acts like a red head, does that count?

They are both under my protection which means IF YOU misbehave... I will have to kill them!

Damn, wish I had missed 'er as well.

Shhhhh... I'm a prick remember? No one likes me as anything!!

Capt.. now experiencing severe dry heaves.. What was that Matt said at RF4? Ouch my eyes are burning!!!! Right then in my case, My eye!!!! AGGGGOOONNYY!!!!!

Damnation I could have a field day with this...

Go ahead Dutch, ye know what to do...

Either that or he has a severe case of Adhd

I think all he needs to do is tell her they are already in Barcelona... and she'll believe it...

Voted this morning, in and out... Took Josh with me so he could see how the machine works and he wanted to be a part of the voting process in some form. Bean went with the spouse, so both got to be a part of it all.

Well will ye lookee there... we have ourselves a mighty fine gathering of lady fenders... and no Dutchie, tis not a sign fer ye to bend over...

Now see here, ye bloody paper sculled palliard, ye great sauce box, who don't be knowing one end of a pair of wings from 'tother, off with ye! Dutchie and I be 'aving a polite and socialable conversation 'ere, not fer the likes of ye parish soldiers. Still, if ye be wantin to join us in a calibogus, I casn't see the 'arm in that.

I'd rather hear it from them, and I do...and oh so lovely to hear

Ah tis good to know that young Mr. Merriweather had more sense than yer fart catchers, or ye yerself. As a sheep's head ye ramble on, twas only the horror of seeing yer eye sore of a ill nourished, pox ridden form that sent them poor she nappers into such a tizzy.

My tip is that ye find someone else to serve... perhaps ye would like to borrow Bess?

Ah no, now I were told that ye went swimming the first time, not that ye went arsy varsey into the drink. So dandy prat, they got the better of ye twice... and ye are rattle pated enough to admit it.

Hold! Ye went in the river a second time and I MISSED IT! Fire and damnation..ye pox ridden, baker knee'd whelp, this had not be yet another banbury story of a cock and a bull!

**Sterling can only roll his eyes as all the girls sigh and start drooling**

Who's trouble? US?? **points to Maddogge** Only he's trouble, with a capital T...but I hold onto the end of his leash, so be nice to me.

Wait...wait...having a blond moment here... I understand Grace having brains and beauty but...but...ahem... ye? Now that be stretchings a bit too far says I. Come now, don't ye think Bend Over?

ROTDLMAO!!!!

Oh Lady ye can play with us any time... and thank ye for bringing the "paperwork" along again!

Is Vicodin actually supposed to do something??

smartly now... hurry it up!!

Ye tantadlin tart, get yerself a dictionary... and I no longer be kissing anything common... done with that I am...