Swifty Morgan

Swifty watchs on looks at Mad matt and Bunny and Merry Interesting you 3 very nice. Now shall I get the Deck Hose? Hmmmm

Pirate Petee I agree with ya. Hahahaha

I come to the Pyracy Pub for Pyracy Events and Intrest of thing's about pirates. As most of us I beleave do and a little bit of fun. But you are a Sick Person, So what is it about this thread and what the Hell does it have to do with Pyracy. Now I am not trying to really start anything here. But anyone with common sinse knows how wrong it is.I know there is another thread some where in here that I have seen asking why do we have more lookers then us.(members) Well because they see this stuff and don't want anything to do with the Pyracy Pub. Thanks for such perfect exsample on why we have more lookers then we have members. Mabe it is Because of this Crap, Tell me Diffrent. YOU NEED HELP!!! You Know I am sure there is A SICK B**** Thread Somwhere on The Web that better suites Your Thread you have placed here. For the rest of you please excuse me for being so frank but it is just gross.

Kendra I hope your grand mother has a speedy recovery. As for you I hope you get what you requested as well lass.

I See there be quite a few Talented Pirates here Swifty

hahaha Bunny Swifty

Mad Matt mate we will return ye coat as soon as Bunny get's into clean cloths. be back in a while. Swifty turns to Ray and say's get Mad Matt a drink of what ever he wants. on me. Cheers Now I be on my way out for some clean garb :) I'm glad that when I got pushed into the mud me pistol wasn't hangin from me belt or I would be spendin Alot of time cleanin it. Swifty

Alright Let's wash up lass. Cloths later. Swifty

Hugh that be a good Start mate but when we get the chance we need to go clean our garb with clean water. So Bunny does ths mean ye give up luv? I will wash ye off ifn ye wash me cloths. Swifty

Aye bunny I will giv em back ta ye if ye give up lass. the choice is up ta ye luv. What say you??? Swifty

Aye Bunny mean ye say. Ye got me cloths all muddy lass But me yanking yer leg was just mean. come on now ye firely bunny. I be a pirate. Swift grabs a hold of bunny put's her right back in the mud get's on top of her as he holds her and say's do ye give lass or are we just going to make a mess in here all day? Your choice Luv. Swifty

Let's have some fun bunny. we are in a mud room right then we can make up. Swifty

Swifty walks in the Mud room see's Bunny aww now look what we have ere. We won't have a dunk the bunny party but I will let ye have some fun though come here lass.

Rummy try again practice makes perfect hahaha Diego your daffy duck game I scored 300 after about 5 times playing it. Fun games though. Swifty

Aye I am a top shot 280 points. Filled all the condoms and no stains on the wall so I did real well with HM control your willy game. I have great control and did not get to excited to fast. Swifty

Aye I have t be agreeing with Mad Matt on this one. I do not smoke "Weed" Never Will...

Yes Christine that is a start lass keep worken on him he will give in some time Swifty

Aye Silent, Fer me it is both some of the history as well as the movies. All the way into Events that I attend here in my home state of washington. Tis fun to dress in garb and go to all the dif events. Including the Wenching I mean the Wenchs As Well Would like to go down to cali and attend a couple of events there some time. Anyway Mate you asked us about why the pirate life but ye forgotten to say why you got in valved in Pirates. Swifty

William Nice lookin lass you have mate. :) Christine does your lad attend faires with ye he would make a great pirate. Swifty

Great sample peace mate. I like it sounds good. Swifty

Nope have no idea what she could be up t mate when you find out let us all know. Swifty

Good way t put it mate. Pirate petee ye have a good additude about Christmas that is really great. Meself I will always like Christmas. Tis the season for sharing. Merry Christmas... Swifty

oderlesseye, Aye Mate so your parents lied to ye. I agree with ya my parents lied to me as well, Said that santa was real as i was growin up and it turned out that santa was really my parents. But I say to you this "As your parents lied to you hows about the rest of our mates here there parents more then likely lied to them as well when they were growen up. So sit down mate and have a drink. Swifty

Oh come on all ye Grinchs Christmas is not that bad. The only problem I have is all the politicaly correct crap. They are trying to take Christmas tree and rename it Holiday tree. Merry Christmas is going to be illegal and if you are not careful ye can get sued for such words and if a teacher wears a cross around her neck she can get suspended from her teaching duty's or even fired. that is wrong and it just goes on and on lads and Lass's. A toast to all ye who like or dis like Christmas regardless of any religion or no religion at all, The thing we do know is we are all in the same friggen world together so best make the most of it ye can. CHEERS!!! Swifty Just let it be knowen I Like Christmas and always will. :) Forgive me about the ramblen on Lad's & Lass's.

Ahhh lets see there is a few colognes I like to use Cool Water, Ralph Lorens Romance, Tommy Hillfigure cologne, Adidas and a couple otheres. For Ladies one of the perfumes I like on a women is Fire and Ice. Nice fragrance (use Little bit because it is strong) I am sure there are a few more. Swifty