Mad Matt

cooked

chicken

I will be proud t' pinch "in absentia". Pinch yerself and say it's from me!

I guess ye wouldn't be mindin' a couple pinches in yer bum, then. What with all that getup! :)

Fer the lady luv, Scarlet McBayne Hot Toddy 1 tbsp honey 3/4 glass tea 2 shots brandy 1 slice lemon Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Mai Tai 2 oz fine dark rum 4 oz Mai Tai mix juice of one large lime Fill a double old fashioned glass with cubed ice and add the ingredients above. Stir well and garnish with fresh mint sprig, pineapple spear, cherry and slice of lime. Substitute 2 oz. of bourbon for the rum, and you've made a HONI HONI.

fast women

owie?

Rock 'n' Roll!!! ***where's my headbangin' smilie??*** P.S. Diego, did you use spell check? 'Tis rare to see someone not in the law enforcement or medical field spell that correctly. Ye be an educated pyrate!

That's the safest place to be, between two Marines!

Christine as Alice... :)

Aye, I'd love t' see yer flesh...err....ummm...yeah. Still won't be able t' make it.

Red Headed Slut 1 oz peach schnapps 1 oz Jagermeister cranberry juice Chill all and drink from a shot glass.

water

I wished I still lived in Cali and I wan't anti-social...I would so be there...

I've got an 8-inch pyrate it would fit on...

Haven't ever done drugs, but can't thing of anything "good" to go with "pot hole". Sorry, sweetheart...

It's not the size of yer pencil...errrr...wrong thread...sorry!

Metallica...again..."Hit the Lights" Damn, that's a good title fer wenches!!!!

Shirts are overrated...ye wenches don't need t' be wearin' 'em fer long anyways...! Good wenches don't stay in 'em long...

Avast, mate. Ye are a a day late 'n' a quid short. 'Tis already out here on the boards, but t'anks fer keepin' an eye out fer th' rest o' yer crew!

Aye, me too, lass. I wish I could be there. Here's to a grand time. Think of me, luv...

Capt. Morgan, I, too, miss the Corps. Still have dreams my ol' unit is deploying and I'm left behind. Maybe one day I'll have the balls to see a shrink and find some way to end the dreams. Maybe I should just re-up and slap the head-shrinker, tho... Some are conditioned to kill and some are not. Unfortunately, there's no wasy of knowing until the time comes. For all those that have had to, thank you. My family and I are forever in yer debt.

Hmmmmm....more jokes about the Scots 'n' sheep seem to be risin' t' the top o' me brain....

Although you're allergic, mate - I wouldn't mind tryin' a Mint Julep upon a trip to a Georgia (or even New Orleans) plantation.