oderlesseye

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Oderlesseye and Red Cat hear some foot steps and creaking of deck planks and Eyes goes for his holstered flyntlock and Jenny quickly retreives her dagger from 'er boot and secretly holds it out behind her... The foot steps grow louder and then we see the handle turn and the door begin to open. Eyes holds up me flyntlock and aims for a head shot just in case... False Ransom appears and blinds us for a momment, Oderlesseye accidently discharges his fire arm and False Ransomes tricorn gets blown off.. EEaarrrpppss, says EYE, in embarrasment of lettin fear grip me so.. Red Cat retrieved the hat and puts 'er finger plum thru it where the shot had gone thru. She places the hat back on False Ransomes head and grips her arm to keep 'er from retailiating, False Ransome yells at Oderlesseye and calls 'em a yellow belly pig kissin eel sucker! Wit all the commottion, Jacky Tar and CrazyCholeBlack come running thru the dark wit victory in their contenance, Having fought and escaped the Rum drinkin Spider.... All of us has a cheery look now and Jacky nudges CrazyCholeBlack as they see the -X- on the floor before us.... Red Cat nodds wit approval and Eyes scatches his head staring intently a what we has all found thanx to Red Cat.

Oderlesseye steps away from Jacky Tars drunk eight legged hairy friend, His flyntlock at the ready and steadily aimed, some crushing of the dead mans bones beneath me feet as Eyes moved about ...echos. Due to a more pressing matter of Red Cat Jenny slippin outta sight wit the last part of the Map... Eyes slips into the darkness and leaves the lantern behind wit Jacky to contend wit the danger of runnin outta cookies and to protect False Ransom & CrazyCholeBlack........ Eyes draws near to the refracted light thru the glass window of the door Red Cat Just slipped thru... Eyes reaches the Door and goes inside of the "sheep" and catches the sly Red Cat at er'best..! Happily hummin a an old sea shanty wit the map out, she was a already spyin wheres to go.! Red Cat looks at me in dismay wit an unwelcoming demeanor of surprise that she's no longer a alone.. Wot are ye?.... Inquisitive?... Or a Damn Pirate? Eyes says jokingly. Oderlesseye holds out his flask to the Lass...and parts some cobbwebs away as Eyes walks about ....Wot is this place anyway... the Galley?

Well now ... Oderlesseye hears all the talk and welcomes Crazycholeblack to the fray of Pyrates huddled in the dark. Eyes sure hope ye brought ye bravery wit ya mates cause there appears to be someone lurkin here wit us.. Oderlesseye takes the lantern from Jacky Tar and holds it up a bit.... Oderlesseye says OHoy there ! The forbodden figure returns not a whisper. So Eyes pushes on the fellow and he Leans out, in a perpetual forward motion ; Eyes catches a glimps of a skeleton lookin face.. Horrified Eyes jumps back and wit a crash the dead man falls to the deck and his bones disperse in a cloud o'dust....CAuCAaa Caaa.. Eyes coughs to clear me throat... Hey Red CAt ,, YAs Got Rum? EYES need A Drink about now!

False Ransom said.. Hate to dash yer hopes lass but Eyes not know what I'm doing eeerrr' in the Dark! Oderlesseye trips all over REd Cat Jenny and all most falls overboard.... Perhaps we should wait for CrazyCholeBlack as Jacky has suggested...ifen this be a ship,then we needs our crew members, unless were in a dingy!

As the rush o aaiyyrr flows about, it freshins up wit a bit o'salty sea spray scent..Odiferious indeed! Oderlessyeye sways about in the near dark and slips down the end of the rope and places his feet onto a large monkey fist knot tied at the end of the rope. Hanging on wit one arm and Jacky Tars foot grindin on me head we purposely sway in the direction of the sand stone wall to see ifen something else comes into sight.. A Gasp of relief is let out o' me as we see a wooden structure like a platform some six feet to the left and six feet further down. EYes tells Jacky Tar so he relays what up or in this case whats sideways to us . CrazyCholeBlack rolls a sleepin' Mike Van der Bulge closer to the hatch opening to give us the six feet needed and slamms his hooks into the pub floor to keep 'em from rollin. Eyes sways ever more close to the wooden structure and then jumps to it, dropping the tourch, it glides to the bottom of th abyss , the light from it's flame growing dimmer as it fell. EYe grips the railing and part of it gives away... So quickly Eyes grips again and pulls himself up from certain death... Oderless catches his breath and pics out a match of three he has in his doublet pocket...Skikes the bottom of his shoe and lights a lantern and trims it, thinkin it must of been left behind by a former sojourner. Oderleseye helps Jacky Tar as he jumps to the railing. Eyes yells to Red Cat Jenny that we may be needin some food and Rum for this eeerrr little picnic in Pyrate park... A silent echo returns from the void...........

Ahhh So wit False Ransoms piece oh tin in my hand Oderlesseyeglances at it and washes it of wit Rum he spit out his mouth to clear things up... Hey Ray let me borrow that cloth ye wipin da bar down wit.... Oderlesseye carefully wipes down the piece ol'e tin and to his amazement....... The writing disappeareed! The Rum ate it! To Oderlesseye Shagrinn wit all the other lookin at 'em he grimmaces and holds his hand out in da aiaayrr.. ahhhh eeerrrrr EYEs see nothin eeerr... So Oderless inspects it closer and still sees nothin... So Eyes asks Ray for a shot glass to magnify what he sees and places the cloth rag on da bar....Suspence fills da pub.....~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ !~~~~~~``````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~!!!!!!~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.. Tho there be no writing, Eyes see an negative etching... So Oderless takes a piece ol Paper and lays it on the tin and begines to rub wit his dirty fingers and nother -N- -S- -E- -W- symbol app-ears.. Ok False Randsom what we has ear is a picture of a Fruit Cake... EEmmm Me hearty aint no Fruitcake! What Island has Fruitcake I ask??///? Well there is pinnapple on heart island, Cherrys and nuts, ect. too.. Oderlessey thinks about the 6" parameter... Hey let' s go bake to where the black spot was... Eveyone rushes to the Spot climbin over each other to see.... Hey did ye know theere,s a trap door here? (Remember the Goonies Guys) CrazyCholeBlack Waste no tyme and opens the door, the hinges squeak [eirielly],,, and Red Cat yells into the dark hole... an sweet echo returns... Well Red Cat Jenny .... Oderless swats nother ant.... I think this be where ye found me Tankard EAGH? Ye has been hold in on to a secret has ye not? Oderlesseye ask Ray ifen he knew any thing about this.. He said no. Red Cat ye be sly! Oderlesseye light his tourch and enters through the floor boards wit Jacky Tar hold Me arm to let me down, a draft up Oderleseyes shorts blows ants and stale air every where and every one begins to ah swattin at 'em.. Hey Red Cat ye has the othere piece, ...Lets see ifen it ........ takes us to the rest oh plunderrrr....Every one thros day lot in and comes along to claim their fortune and fame...

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Oderlesseye looks to Jacky Tar ...This pirate studied under René Descartes A french Mathmatician back in 1596 - 1650 who invented the cartesian coordinate system. So ifen ye study closely ye will find that the Map piece describes -x- and -y- coodrdinates that are within a 6" area.. Eyes reviels his part to be a Heart... Hmmm the longest distance from me EGO ! Ok so it's an island shape like a heart! In th back me little mind EYEs remembersFalse Ransom sayin Did not nother say they had a key? CrazyCholeBlack ain't that you been wearin round ye neck.. somethin of a cursed key? .....hmmmm perhaps to a chest? EYES Must protect me self from that Saw mentioned earlier... Oderlesseye cluched his cutlass at th ready.... Eyes ney be wooried about not havin a bargaining chip tho... EYEs HAs A ship / or in the tongue of Inigo Montoya to whom eyes not seem fer while..(sheep in French auruurrrggg) And anounces so as he turns and hooks his arm to interlock wit Red Cat Jenny proudly,nose in the aayir and thru tha threshhold of the pub entrance... A trail of ants now follows Eyes embarrasingly.. this sway ans that as he SWaggards in confidently that he be needed for to take a short voyage to recove the lost treasure.... an adventure ! So ye all ye must needs revealing ye pieces of tin and go back me last post and dig up tha -X- Perhaps ye has a glance in ye mind what we be lookin fer ... and to where???? Eyes has none more to say till ye all has decided ifen ye be ready to sail.... Oderlesseye slaps at tha Ants bitin 'em..... Ray EYES Needs Some ant poison and a RUM fer the infamous Red Cat And Eye.....

Now out on da porch thanx to Jacky Tar , Oderlesseye some what bewildered by all the goings on ; Shakes it out... Bbbrrrbbbdddbbrrdddd.. Getting his sexton out, Oderlesseye gets his bearings . Hales the rest the crowd whares we goin eahg? Eyes looks at CrazyCholeBlack ans asks for her to hold out the tin she's been peepin at; and for Red Cat to hold out the others and puts 'em together... Everyone gets quite for a still second...................................................................... ................................................................................ .. ................................................................................ .. ............................................................................. and then Gasps from all.... Just then Ray thows out a bucket ol'e water on eye's, incensed that I had to order the Dr Pepper! ... a AURRRGG! eSCAPES ME LIPS AS RAY TURNS AND RE-ENTER THE PUB... Huddled round again Eyes gets the feeling we be stickin togther for a whiles... Now that we sees the whole damn map for the first tyme.. What does it mean.. are those coordinates to the rest of the treasure? G90G80G40G20G17M6 N11G1X0Y5.625F15.279 N12G2X0.375Y6.I0.375J0F15.279 N13G1X1.75Y6.F15.279 N14G3X4.25Y6.I1.25J0F15.279 N15G1X5.5Y6.F15.279 N16G2X6.Y5.5I0J-0.5F15.279 N17G1X6.Y4.125F15.279 N18G3X6.Y1.875I0J-1.125F15.279 N19G1X6.Y0.75F15.279 N20G2X5.25Y0I-0.75J0F15.279 Now wheres the -X-

Oderlesseye notices Red Cat Jenny lookin at me side where me tankard be hangin.. Eyes unclips it from his belt and holds it out to Ray... RAY! Eyes be hassin ah Dr. Pepper... Oderlesseye looks again to be sure ifen there was some interest in the jewled studded Treasure . .....Meantime Ray drops two pieces of Ice in the Tankard and the frost begins to build to the sides as Ray retreives his period presure hose ol'e soda. Oderless looks about and sees False Ransom gettin tipsy, wit Jacky Tar speakin too softly for me to hear, raisin my suspicions.(a bit).. tho content between tha two fyne lasses. Tho Eyes not a "Three musketeer" All for one and one for all seems to work till someone gets a bit greedy.... Oderlesseye thows in his lot and the piece o' tin Eyes retreived earlier is tossed onto the bar and slides right on down to Jacky Tar... Ray fills Eyes Tankard till tha foam is now over flowing in the pub... Hey Ray Shut that thing of!! Eye Exclaims... Ray hurrys over to the the period pep cock and tries to turn it but it won't bugde... Me Tankerd is nothing but Foam! The pub is ah filling up! Foaming every where out the door, tha windows, Red Cat thinks it;s funny and plays with it like she in a bubble bath, making shapes of sheep, One , two Now three sheep! O'cum on Ray shut the thing off, Now Eyes Can'st see! Oderlesseye yells for ELP! from Jacky Tar,False Ransom,CrazyChole...

EYEs wares leather sandels me self...

Oderlesseyes grabs some th garlic pizza and has sum Wum but refuses to get a bath.... perhaps some Crown Royal for after shave tho be nice.. The flee scare seemed to have scattered the Pirates away fron the black spot on tha floor at the end of the bar; Eyes observes...So quickly and still scratin a bit Eyes head over there to dig through the left over rubble of burnt fruit cake and sand; the last piece of tin... Now there be three Pyrates who has a piece that makes one map....~ thinkin to emself... Oderlesseyes hopes are up...

Oderlesseye now makes his entrance back into da Pub; now sand free. looks over ta th crowd round about a bit of a black spot wit shiny things mixed in wit it on the floor... approaching closer Oderlesseye begins scrating his aarrs and behind his ear... False Ransom begins scratchin too. Oh NO... Sand Flees! , Oderlesseye exclaims.. NOw is this a Map rrrr wot Mates?

Why Jenny dearest ~ the rolling of the sea in me legs as Eyes was handin over tha Forgiveness in Abbance card to CrazyCholeBlack, I jest had a peak when the reachin had gotten a bit far... nothing intentionally ye know... nontheless the pleasure takin twas mine.. Oderlesseye moves toward the pub exit and notices Red Cat gettin the sand out eerrr bodice.. Oderlesseye steps out side the pub door , mommentarily to fills up some sand bags and shakes out tha rest. Ray gets to sweeping up the trail to the door and gives Oderlesseye a warnin about makin such a mess wit a warm but mennacing look.. Thinkin a momment to himself ...now would the maker of that Fruit cake flip the tin to the back side .... Whats there? "Sent this X in wit one six pence" PO BOX TarTUGA AVE< for yer pirate action figure? Hmmm Naw! It has to have some significance to me tankard.. :)

Agheueaa ... perhaps the jewled tankard is from the cursed Aztec treasure ... Hey Red Cat woty ye be doin to me????

Oderlesseye quickly steps back to avoid nother swipe at his bearded mug and pulls out a "Forgiveness in Abbance " card to which absolves the bearer of such treaspasses . He monueveurs round bout the other side of Red Cat Jenny and humbly hands the card to CrazyCholeBlack. she looks at me wit a questioning contenance, meanwhile Eyes glances closer to what else might be as reveiling....HMM the map, the expressions , and of course the creamy cleavage!

Oderlesseye peers over CrazyCholeBlack shoulder ... Is that a north - south east - west symbol ye has jest revieled wit yer toungue? Hmmmm.. Perhaps ye has the other half of the map Red Cat Jenny has been covertly peekin at .... Now wharrrresss that Brandy eagh?