Darkmalkin

Took me a minute to understand what you were saying.

I have that effect on most people. Tis only partially intentional, HAR

Hippo birdies ta ewe!

They're very opinionated about who they like and dislike. And if'n ye piss 'em off, they hate ye forever. If they like ye, they'll fly around the house and land on yer shoulder. One of the little ones dive-bombed Hellspawn a couple of years ago when she had a banana in her hand. Poor Hellspawn hadda hit the deck wif her face inna banana! The little bird ran up her back and bit her in the ear. (Maybe trying ta get her face outa the smashed banana, har).

ARRR, I be havin' FOUR parrots, two red-loried amazons and two little Quaker parrots. In true pirate fashion, mine all be mean as snakes and will take yer fingers off if'n ya disrespect 'em. They're big softies when ya get ta know 'em, though. When they're not biting off chunks of foolish people's flesh, that is.

Darkmalkin, Malice in Wonderland is a grand name too.  I know the little helion, and she be a chip off the ole pirate!

(its a compliment!)

Yep, she's a wild one alright. Jest ask the Royaliste (who came close to keelhauling her brother)

Malice O' Forethought -- see, yer gets the ship's name and the home port, too!

Happy Birthday ta the Notorious Poison Quill, of Tales of the 7 Seas! Many Happy returns and a tankard of rum ta ye, matey!

Black Jack's Back. Arrrrrrr! Bad camera...sorry.

Har, Black Jack! Be those yer skivs in that pitcher?

Har, there is a movie called "Strangeheart" where a bunch of people in Texas got together, drank a lot, and made a "Braveheart" parody. They even finagled some corporate sponsors

I'm flexible. I can do an 11x17" group poster for a flat rate of $100. Most of the cost is the time that I need to put into each drawing.

-Redd

Kewl! I'll be havin' all the RWB group (Redheaded Warrior Bitches -- being a blonde, I'm an honorary member -- it's the ATTITUDE that counts, har) together this weekend, so we'll get a number of poses. Do we get the extra parchment copies and so forth, so everyone kin have one?

OOOo, I just came across this thread. Those posters be NICE. I'll be making sure I get me picture taken at Nishna in all me finery so's I can get some done. Can I get one wif a group of us in it for the same price, or is it just individual photos only?

Dark

Ghost cruise? I'd give me eyeteeth (well, the one I got left anyhow) to be a part o' that. P'raps it's time for another rocket run in the old blue landshark.... I'm ALWAYS a witch for Halloween (and the rest of the time, too :) ) but I could make an exception if I can just GET there... Unless, o' course, ye be needin' a sea witch?

ARRR! I will speak to me dentist. 'Tis the tooth next to the front that I knocked out. I be sporting a temporary fixit right now, but am set for root canal, crown, and the whole works in between now and Pirates of Paradise, har. Mebbe he could make me somefing wif skull and crossbones, fer special occasions, ye ken. Me insurance company is sure to love that!

Have a rockin' good time, all o' ye, and, Quill, I'll be waiting for the pix of this adventure!

H'mm, ye could always disguise it as bagpipes...I suppose one o' those beer helmets is not really what ye were looking for?

ARRR! We'll be there! We're stayin at Mahoney State Park, the Bible Camp setting of the festival and all of the attendant rules being a little restrictive for us, if'n ye know what I mean. See ye the day after tomorrow! Say 'ello to the Cap'n for me!

Thankee again! I be truly touched (and not jest in the head, har). "Dentist on Monday" went swimmingly, and all me pegs are now back in me head. Although I be not really looking forward to root canal and crown in the near future. Mebbe I should get a GOLD crown, har

Hippo hippo birdies, to ewe, to ewe

Er, Scupper, havin' met DarkRose in the flesh, I can tell ye that he's no lady. He's a fine strappin' example of Midwestern manliness! Rose is his name, and dark be his character, har. And they do good work, too! Fine pieces o' plunder at fine prices, arrr!

ARRR! Makes me wanta go stage an accident, just for the plunder! By the way, I DID knock a tooth out last Friday night... [Fear not, the miracles of modern dentistry have it looking good as new.]

Har, thankee! I be planning on it fer next year!

I'm planning on foregoing the NE Ren Fest in favor of Ojai next year. Where do I get a vendor application? Do they have them online?

Har, I would SOOOO like to have been there for that adventure. The inimitable Royaliste, in the flesh, so ta speak HAR!

Yep, pix would be good! We gotta see him in all his finery. Does he know this stuff is coming, or is it a surprise?